What day of the week is it thread

[Wooperts_duck]

Irish animal rights protesters broke into a Turkey farm outside Dublin last night, they escaped with 5,000 Turkeys...

A spokesman for the gang said "We will be releasing the birds back into the wild, just as soon as they have been defrosted.

 

[Wooperts_duck]

The cannibal living next door to me caught and killed a clairvoyant.

He only put her in the oven for half an hour though, apparently he likes his medium rare.

 

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[Guywanderer]

I've nearly done the opposite nearly went into Waterstones for a pint