What day of the week is it thread

For those of you who like me have totally forgotten what day of the week it is here is a way to remember before we get our lives back this week starts tomorrow with a crap day followed by a crap day then three more crap days before another crap day then another one after that we start again hope that clears things up

 

Day three without sport found a woman sitting on my sofa apparently she is my wife she seems nice

 

Sew what

 

It's not so dire 'ere. For me, today was a dung day. Tomorrow is forecast to be another dung day

 

Too late Guy, I saw the original

 

Day three without sport I found a woman sitting on my sofa. She was very nice. Then I realised I was in the wrong house

 

Predictive text has a lot to answer

 

No football really sucks. With my ongoing illness I'm in one of the high risk groups so have spent my time cleaning and disinfecting the whole bungalow. My grandaughters school in Henley has been shut down today for a deep clean after a case of the virus was discovered there,so I guess itl be back to more cleaning at home again

 

Well I'm watching football...well kind of, player manager on the PC .I've managed to get stokenchurch fc into the championship at last.

 

It is rubbish isn't it. We won't be allowed out soon either. I know getting old is a bit like going back to your childhood but that one is taking the piss. I'm going to try to get arrested if they make not going out the law. You get free heating, free food, your own room, a big colour tele and no bills. I doubt at my age I would be worried in the shower so it's win win win. Oh did I mention medical treatment where necessary.........................if it works out I might do it every winter.

 

Macron has put his foot down here. It's now gone 12.00 so nobody can go out without an attestation stating where they are going and for what reason. The form to be signed is downloadable and we have to tick one of 5 reasons for leaving our residence and sign and date it. Police are out and anyone stopped without the attestation will be punished (at the moment I'm not sure how). This applies for the next 30 days

 

Oh bollox i just found out i'm in an at risk group after having 2 strokes in the last 2 years I thought it was only people with breathing problems and the elderly with underlying health problems at risk.
Oh well i've got 3 bottles of gin with plenty of tonic, bitter lemon and ice so i should be okay for a while in my self isolation

 

Part of my illness is I have an autoimmune disease so I'm very high risk and it wont be able to fight it so I'm definitely on lockdown, just hope copious ammounts of rum will help keep me safe . Have enough rum in stock to open a pub so for 12 weeks I should be alright .take care everyone

 

I've tried that its quite nice

 

I mostly drink gin but i do sometimes have a few large Somerset cider brandy of which i have a massive 5 year old bottle that cost me £30 which is almost full If that doesn't protect me then nothing will Hope to see everyone who posts on here when it's all over, stay safe all.

 

We are all old on here, oh dear maybe I won't make the care home after all

 

Not sure but I think I am the oldest

Take care all and keep posting

 

Look after yourself mate

 

They are banking on it phil. If you don't catch something terrible then they hope you will die of boredom and if a couple then kill each other before it's ended. They will save a fortune on pensions and benefits to keep old ones in care homes when they can't afford the rent themselves. Not to mention a fortune in bus fares from the pass. This French routine is a bit far isn't it. The only chit I ever had to get to go out was one from the Missus when I was younger. It was just safer to do it then.