What day of the week is it thread
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A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear.
Her husband asks,
Why are you so happy?”
The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman,
I have the breasts of a eighteen year old.”
“Oh yeah?” quipped her husband,
“What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?”
She said, “Your name never came up in the conversation.”
Her husband asks,
Why are you so happy?”
The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman,
I have the breasts of a eighteen year old.”
“Oh yeah?” quipped her husband,
“What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?”
She said, “Your name never came up in the conversation.”
My wife says I'm tight, so to prove her wrong we went out for some tea and biscuits.
It was quite exciting, as she's never given blood before...
It was quite exciting, as she's never given blood before...
I saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled parking space at TESCO today.
I couldn’t help wondering what their handicap was….
I couldn’t help wondering what their handicap was….
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I haven't kept up my subscription to Scrabble Club.
Now they're sending me threatening letters.....
Now they're sending me threatening letters.....
May have seen this before on here. Can't remember. Saw it somewhere
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