Stranger: heyy
You: Hey
You: Ever canoodled with a Manatee?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: let's talk about my cock.
You: is it a whopper?
Stranger: kinda
You: is your name tina?
Stranger: not a record or anything
Stranger: no, no it is not
You: do you like to play with your wanger?
Stranger: oh hell yeah
Stranger: on the daily
Stranger: you?
You: i don;t have a cock
Stranger: perfect
Stranger: i prefer non cock havers
You: you havering?
Stranger: havering??
Stranger: wassat?
You: someone who likes to finger their ass while masturbating
Stranger: oh dear no
Stranger: my ass is a one way out
You: ever tongued an ass?
Stranger: yeah.. that i have
Stranger: i have tongued everything you have
Stranger: not one inch o female form goes untongued around me
You: have you ever felched?
Stranger: are you only into scat?
Stranger: dont you do straight sex?
You: what has scat got to do with felching?
Stranger: sucking the sperm out of your ass....
Stranger: nothing to do with scat.....
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i really try not to judge... but ****...
Stranger: that's gross
You: so have you?
Stranger: no. i have not
You: you should try it
Stranger: who the **** would?
You: have you ever had a manhattan transfer?
Stranger: i dont even know that term
You: it's when you stick one end of a tube up your ass and the other end up your boyfriend's ass and exchange body fluids
Stranger: well... uhm...
Stranger: no comment
You: what sort of sick **** ARE you in to?
Stranger: i am not not sick ****.
Stranger: into*
You: that's a bit boring
Stranger: if you say so
Stranger: you are a bit whorey
You: you're a bit frigid
Stranger: i just like sex that feels good and does not get you hepatitis
Stranger: if that is boring... then i am boring
You: ever has bad AIDS?
Stranger: if you want to go shoot **** out a tube into some poor fool
Stranger: that is your business
You: you're a virgin aren't you?
Stranger: no, no i am not
Stranger: i lost my virginity in 1983
Stranger: but i bet you are
You: did you have a sneaky uncle?
Stranger: ok, i'm done here..
Stranger: bye now
You: bye virgin
Stranger: we
You: we?
Stranger: What Ever
Stranger: WE
Stranger: we
Stranger: the only people who think that it is a bad thing to be a virgin..... are virgins
Stranger: have fun kid...
Stranger: adios
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ey
Stranger: 18 m usa
You: 67 TV glasgow
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Do you know that Denmark is the happiest country in the world?
You: no its not
Stranger: i dont no
You: its too full of danes
Stranger: i should got o denmark yhrn
You: i have been
You: its ****
You: smells like bacon
You: ****ing danish bacon
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i see they have added a new bit to this site, you talk to a stranger while a 3rd party poses a question to discuss with predictable offensive results
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I had a Danish exchange student as a flatmate when I was 20. The boy was a 30 year old mathematics PhD. Two of my mates set my garden on fire one morning and shouted "John, you Danish ****" through the letterbox a few times. Then put the fire out with a garden hose.
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I had a Danish exchange student as a flatmate when I was 20. The boy was a 30 year old mathematics PhD. Two of my mates set my garden on fire one morning and shouted "John, you Danish ****" through the letterbox a few times. Then put the fire out with a garden hose.

you must be bored dougie.
very bored. burd is out shopping and im on a promise so cant even have a **** to pass the time.