Wee bit funnier Talk to strangers! 16,636 strangers online You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: baby you light up my world like nobody else You: are you wanting to set me on fire? Stranger: the way that you flip your hair get me overwhelmed You: I'm bald as a coot, are you taking the piss?? Stranger: but when you're smiling @ the ground it aint hard to tell You: I can't smile. My face has been eaten by bad cancer You: you're really quite tactless, aren't you? Stranger: you dont know, you dont know you're beautiful. You: I have good teeth...I'll give you that one You: I can eat an apple through a letterbox Stranger: <3 Stranger: thats what makes you beautiful. Stranger: You: Are you Toby? Stranger: no. Stranger: this is patrick You: EDGE? You: Patrick? That's a bit of a timmy name, eh? You: Patrick? Stranger: yes. You: The famine's over, why don't you go home? Stranger: because. Stranger: im looking for my friend. Stranger: george You: George? Did he used to do a show with Mildred in the 70's? Stranger: yes sir! Stranger: how'd you know?! O: You: I've never heard of him, sorry Stranger: oh, okay. Stranger: well. Stranger: i hope you have a wonderful day. Stranger: you're beautiful. You: Patrick? Stranger: dont forget that! You: PATRICK!!!! Stranger: yes? You: are you ginger? coz I know someone with a fettish for gingers Stranger: no. Stranger: well. Stranger: stay beautiful. Stranger: <3 Stranger: toodles~ You: lolzy Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: well hello there, fella!! Stranger: How are you? You: I'm top of the morning, begorrah begorrah, yourself? You: leprechauns everywhere here ffs omg Stranger: I'm just fine, thanks. Stranger: Ireland, eh? You: No, I'm from Stoke, England You: racist You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heyo Stranger: asl You: alright? You: 22 f amsterdam and very open minded You: when i say female, i'm transgender You: i used to be the male Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i see they have added a new bit to this site, you talk to a stranger while a 3rd party poses a question to discuss with predictable offensive results
I had a Danish exchange student as a flatmate when I was 20. The boy was a 30 year old mathematics PhD. Two of my mates set my garden on fire one morning and shouted "John, you Danish ****" through the letterbox a few times. Then put the fire out with a garden hose.