100% of the people i get are ****ing nut jobs!
You: hi?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: friend
You: deadmau5?
Stranger: i am also dead
You: really? hows that working out for you?
Stranger: it's ok only problem is that iam living in between the living dead .So its not a problem.
You: eh? so have you been to heaven then? seen amy winehouse up there?
Stranger: Yah I saw some empty vine jars on my way to heaven.But i got special recommentation from god to go to hell.
You: did you murder someone is that why? or fiddle with kids? im not here to judge
Stranger: No i was just kidding my friend.Because i believe the heaven & hell are our world itself.But we dont use to undertand or think about it.
You: i met jesus once, cool kid. we did coke in the toilets of planet hollywood.
Stranger: jesus must have loved you so much when you were a kid ,he loves all of us.But iam sure that he wont do anything that will drive us into trouble.
You: when we was high on coke he made me touch him in 'places' just thinking about it makes me want to kill myself. but if i do that ill have to see him up there and he might make me finger him again
Stranger: I am sure he wont do that .
You: he said if i didnt last time he would rape my cat
You: i was so scared for little fluffy
Stranger: hey buddy i have no offense against you.I was not a believer in god once.The value of god can only be understood when you wants to know aboud him.I am not a good shepherd.But i like my god part.
You: i have aids
Stranger: It is not your fault sometimes it just happens.Not able to choose between right & wrong.But time will come when we all laugh together & we all cry together.
Stranger: it is not a curse it is what god wants us to go though.It's his decision .
Stranger: he wiill also provide us the cure
Stranger: be patient my friend.
You: your going to laugh and my aids?
Stranger: no no no .pls dont
You: its not funny i inly have a month to live
Stranger: i dont mean any disrespect
Stranger: you may be thinking that iam a priest to talk about god all the time.You dont always have to name him as a god but you can atleast consider him as your creator.We all have AIDS but most of us has it in our hearts.We dont use to undestand it.
You: heart aids are the worst! so are cat aids (which is what ive got)
Stranger: You got both bro
You: no just cat aids
Stranger: cat -caterpillar
You: yeah i got aids from a caterpillar
Stranger: Aids--American indian dental science
Stranger: The aids from caterpillar is not life threatening.You will survive for another 50 years if the world is still intact.
Stranger: you got the words my friend.All the wishes for your career & life.It was really a good time talking to you.Thanks
You: narr doc gave me a month to live, are you an aids expert? a scientist prehaps?
Stranger: If you wish to provide you false name pls tell me.
Stranger: My real name is cliffin .Iam from india.
You: my name is pickled onion
Stranger: I like prawn pickles
You: my mom had a craving for monster munch when she was pregnant hense the name
Stranger: you are a model son .All the best.
You: hi?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: friend
You: deadmau5?
Stranger: i am also dead
You: really? hows that working out for you?
Stranger: it's ok only problem is that iam living in between the living dead .So its not a problem.
You: eh? so have you been to heaven then? seen amy winehouse up there?
Stranger: Yah I saw some empty vine jars on my way to heaven.But i got special recommentation from god to go to hell.
You: did you murder someone is that why? or fiddle with kids? im not here to judge
Stranger: No i was just kidding my friend.Because i believe the heaven & hell are our world itself.But we dont use to undertand or think about it.
You: i met jesus once, cool kid. we did coke in the toilets of planet hollywood.
Stranger: jesus must have loved you so much when you were a kid ,he loves all of us.But iam sure that he wont do anything that will drive us into trouble.
You: when we was high on coke he made me touch him in 'places' just thinking about it makes me want to kill myself. but if i do that ill have to see him up there and he might make me finger him again
Stranger: I am sure he wont do that .
You: he said if i didnt last time he would rape my cat
You: i was so scared for little fluffy
Stranger: hey buddy i have no offense against you.I was not a believer in god once.The value of god can only be understood when you wants to know aboud him.I am not a good shepherd.But i like my god part.
You: i have aids
Stranger: It is not your fault sometimes it just happens.Not able to choose between right & wrong.But time will come when we all laugh together & we all cry together.
Stranger: it is not a curse it is what god wants us to go though.It's his decision .
Stranger: he wiill also provide us the cure
Stranger: be patient my friend.
You: your going to laugh and my aids?
Stranger: no no no .pls dont
You: its not funny i inly have a month to live
Stranger: i dont mean any disrespect
Stranger: you may be thinking that iam a priest to talk about god all the time.You dont always have to name him as a god but you can atleast consider him as your creator.We all have AIDS but most of us has it in our hearts.We dont use to undestand it.
You: heart aids are the worst! so are cat aids (which is what ive got)
Stranger: You got both bro
You: no just cat aids
Stranger: cat -caterpillar
You: yeah i got aids from a caterpillar
Stranger: Aids--American indian dental science
Stranger: The aids from caterpillar is not life threatening.You will survive for another 50 years if the world is still intact.
Stranger: you got the words my friend.All the wishes for your career & life.It was really a good time talking to you.Thanks
You: narr doc gave me a month to live, are you an aids expert? a scientist prehaps?
Stranger: If you wish to provide you false name pls tell me.
Stranger: My real name is cliffin .Iam from india.
You: my name is pickled onion
Stranger: I like prawn pickles
You: my mom had a craving for monster munch when she was pregnant hense the name
Stranger: you are a model son .All the best.
keep it up
