100% of the people i get are ****ing nut jobs! You: hi? Stranger: hi Stranger: friend You: deadmau5? Stranger: i am also dead You: really? hows that working out for you? Stranger: it's ok only problem is that iam living in between the living dead .So its not a problem. You: eh? so have you been to heaven then? seen amy winehouse up there? Stranger: Yah I saw some empty vine jars on my way to heaven.But i got special recommentation from god to go to hell. You: did you murder someone is that why? or fiddle with kids? im not here to judge Stranger: No i was just kidding my friend.Because i believe the heaven & hell are our world itself.But we dont use to undertand or think about it. You: i met jesus once, cool kid. we did coke in the toilets of planet hollywood. Stranger: jesus must have loved you so much when you were a kid ,he loves all of us.But iam sure that he wont do anything that will drive us into trouble. You: when we was high on coke he made me touch him in 'places' just thinking about it makes me want to kill myself. but if i do that ill have to see him up there and he might make me finger him again Stranger: I am sure he wont do that . You: he said if i didnt last time he would rape my cat You: i was so scared for little fluffy Stranger: hey buddy i have no offense against you.I was not a believer in god once.The value of god can only be understood when you wants to know aboud him.I am not a good shepherd.But i like my god part. You: i have aids Stranger: It is not your fault sometimes it just happens.Not able to choose between right & wrong.But time will come when we all laugh together & we all cry together. Stranger: it is not a curse it is what god wants us to go though.It's his decision . Stranger: he wiill also provide us the cure Stranger: be patient my friend. You: your going to laugh and my aids? Stranger: no no no .pls dont You: its not funny i inly have a month to live Stranger: i dont mean any disrespect Stranger: you may be thinking that iam a priest to talk about god all the time.You dont always have to name him as a god but you can atleast consider him as your creator.We all have AIDS but most of us has it in our hearts.We dont use to undestand it. You: heart aids are the worst! so are cat aids (which is what ive got) Stranger: You got both bro You: no just cat aids Stranger: cat -caterpillar You: yeah i got aids from a caterpillar Stranger: Aids--American indian dental science Stranger: The aids from caterpillar is not life threatening.You will survive for another 50 years if the world is still intact. Stranger: you got the words my friend.All the wishes for your career & life.It was really a good time talking to you.Thanks You: narr doc gave me a month to live, are you an aids expert? a scientist prehaps? Stranger: If you wish to provide you false name pls tell me. Stranger: My real name is cliffin .Iam from india. You: my name is pickled onion Stranger: I like prawn pickles You: my mom had a craving for monster munch when she was pregnant hense the name Stranger: you are a model son .All the best.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: The last guy I spoke to was some nutter from Finland! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Hi I'm a male looking for a horny female or non horny female to talk to You: thats nice I've had loads of good ones but i always forget to copy He dont like history
I'm now flirting with a 26 year old American man. It may even be one of you, but I'll continue just in case.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Looking for role-play? Swingers or Cheating Spouses? You: sure You: i am the mighty wizard You: i cast erectious penial You: its super effect! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey You: g'day mate Stranger: How are you? You: Hows it hangin blue Your conversational partner has disconnected. Fail!
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