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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: baby you light up my world like nobody else

You: are you wanting to set me on fire?

Stranger: the way that you flip your hair get me overwhelmed

You: I'm bald as a coot, are you taking the piss??

Stranger: but when you're smiling @ the ground it aint hard to tell

You: I can't smile. My face has been eaten by bad cancer

You: you're really quite tactless, aren't you?

Stranger: you dont know, you dont know you're beautiful.

You: I have good teeth...I'll give you that one

You: I can eat an apple through a letterbox

Stranger: <3

Stranger: thats what makes you beautiful.

Stranger: (:

You: Are you Toby?

Stranger: no.

Stranger: this is patrick

You: EDGE?

You: Patrick? That's a bit of a timmy name, eh?

You: Patrick?

Stranger: yes.

You: The famine's over, why don't you go home?

Stranger: because.

Stranger: im looking for my friend.

Stranger: george

You: George? Did he used to do a show with Mildred in the 70's?

Stranger: yes sir!

Stranger: how'd you know?! O:

You: I've never heard of him, sorry

Stranger: oh, okay.

Stranger: well.

Stranger: i hope you have a wonderful day. (:

Stranger: you're beautiful.

You: Patrick?

Stranger: dont forget that!

You: PATRICK!!!!

Stranger: yes?

You: are you ginger? coz I know someone with a fettish for gingers

Stranger: no.

Stranger: well.

Stranger: stay beautiful.

Stranger: <3

Stranger: toodles~

You: lolzy

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You: well hello there, fella!!

Stranger: How are you?

You: I'm top of the morning, begorrah begorrah, yourself?

You: leprechauns everywhere here ffs omg

Stranger: I'm just fine, thanks.

Stranger: Ireland, eh?

You: No, I'm from Stoke, England

You: racist

You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: let's talk about my cock.
You: is it a whopper?
Stranger: kinda
You: is your name tina?
Stranger: not a record or anything
Stranger: no, no it is not
You: do you like to play with your wanger?
Stranger: oh hell yeah
Stranger: on the daily
Stranger: you?
You: i don;t have a cock
Stranger: perfect
Stranger: i prefer non cock havers
You: you havering?
Stranger: havering??
Stranger: wassat?
You: someone who likes to finger their ass while masturbating
Stranger: oh dear no
Stranger: my ass is a one way out
You: ever tongued an ass?
Stranger: yeah.. that i have
Stranger: i have tongued everything you have
Stranger: not one inch o female form goes untongued around me
You: have you ever felched?
Stranger: are you only into scat?
Stranger: dont you do straight sex?
You: what has scat got to do with felching?
Stranger: sucking the sperm out of your ass....
Stranger: nothing to do with scat.....
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i really try not to judge... but ****...
Stranger: that's gross
You: so have you?
Stranger: no. i have not
You: you should try it
Stranger: who the **** would?
You: have you ever had a manhattan transfer?
Stranger: i dont even know that term
You: it's when you stick one end of a tube up your ass and the other end up your boyfriend's ass and exchange body fluids
Stranger: well... uhm...
Stranger: no comment
You: what sort of sick **** ARE you in to?
Stranger: i am not not sick ****.
Stranger: into*
You: that's a bit boring
Stranger: if you say so
Stranger: you are a bit whorey
You: you're a bit frigid
Stranger: i just like sex that feels good and does not get you hepatitis
Stranger: if that is boring... then i am boring
You: ever has bad AIDS?
Stranger: if you want to go shoot **** out a tube into some poor fool
Stranger: that is your business
You: you're a virgin aren't you?
Stranger: no, no i am not
Stranger: i lost my virginity in 1983
Stranger: but i bet you are
You: did you have a sneaky uncle?
Stranger: ok, i'm done here..
Stranger: bye now
You: bye virgin
Stranger: we
You: we?
Stranger: What Ever
Stranger: WE
Stranger: we
Stranger: the only people who think that it is a bad thing to be a virgin..... are virgins
Stranger: have fun kid...
Stranger: adios

Phew.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyo

Stranger: asl

You: alright?

You: 22 f amsterdam and very open minded

You: when i say female, i'm transgender

You: i used to be the male

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
i see they have added a new bit to this site, you talk to a stranger while a 3rd party poses a question to discuss with predictable offensive results

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Do you know that Denmark is the happiest country in the world?
You: no its not
Stranger: i dont no
You: its too full of danes
Stranger: i should got o denmark yhrn
You: i have been
You: its ****
You: smells like bacon
You: ****ing danish bacon
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
i see they have added a new bit to this site, you talk to a stranger while a 3rd party poses a question to discuss with predictable offensive results

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I had a Danish exchange student as a flatmate when I was 20. The boy was a 30 year old mathematics PhD. Two of my mates set my garden on fire one morning and shouted "John, you Danish ****" through the letterbox a few times. Then put the fire out with a garden hose.
 
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I had a Danish exchange student as a flatmate when I was 20. The boy was a 30 year old mathematics PhD. Two of my mates set my garden on fire one morning and shouted "John, you Danish ****" through the letterbox a few times. Then put the fire out with a garden hose.


<laugh> **** denmark