The Sunday Only Thread

[kiwiqpr]

Might have to go to the police
Money has started disappearing from my bank accounts
Bloody banks don't care
Should have just left it under the mattress

 

[Didley Squat]

Might have to go to the police
Money has started disappearing from my bank accounts
Bloody banks don't care
Should have just left it under the mattress

Welcome, welcome my son.
The Lord words in mysterious ways.
He can giveth or taketh away .............( if you know wot l mean )

The Church of ill repute has a vacancy for an able body to take up the plate along with our other
parishioner Woops, if that's of interest to you. Its a chance to recoup some of your money!

 

[Wooperts_duck]

That's quite a tempting offer Rev, I reckon you have got him hooked.

 

[kiwiqpr]

what a kind offer
will see if I can find the bus fare

 

[Didley Squat]

what a kind offer
will see if I can find the bus fare

Just put it on my tab ..................

Reverends Top Tip for the Day - Its no burden to carry a plate, the weight is transferred to the hip pocket!

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Reel him in Didley, reel him in !

 

[Didley Squat]

Reel him in Didley, reel him in !

Just fishing for gold ole son.

 

[Wooperts_duck]

All ready for Sunday Rev'd ?

 

[Didley Squat]

All ready for Sunday Rev'd ?

Woops, the aged gin won’t be batched till Friday, so it’s all systems go at present.

Is the Freshman Kiwi taking up his first collection?
Will Sans be reading from his bible?
So many questions!

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Woops, the aged gin won’t be batched till Friday, so it’s all systems go at present.

Is the Freshman Kiwi taking up his first collection?
Will Sans be reading from his bible?
So many questions!

Wow, it sounds like fun times ahead....

 

[Didley Squat]

So much fun, l slept in!

Brothers & sisters, it’s time to dig deep and we await young Woops & Kiwi ( and maybe Sans too ) to take up the collection plates.

 

[Wooperts_duck]

So much fun, l slept in!

Brothers & sisters, it’s time to dig deep and we await young Woops & Kiwi ( and maybe Sans too ) to take up the collection plates.

What do you mean - slept in ?! I was the only one that turned up on time. I'm absolutely cream crackered.......

 

[kiwiqpr]

bloody waited hours for a bus

 

[Didley Squat]

bloody waited hours for a bus

We don’t count Booze buses!

 

[Didley Squat]

Sorry, missed it again.
I was putting my gall bladder on the hospital plate.

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Don't worry Didley, I have banked the collection money for you in a special savings account in my name until you leave hospital.....

 

[Didley Squat]

Don't worry Didley, I have banked the collection money for you in a special savings account in my name until you leave hospital.....

Is it in a high interest account?

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Is it in a high interest account?

33% ! It's in a Ponzi scheme, so quite safe......

 

[Didley Squat]

33% ! It's in a Ponzi scheme, so quite safe......

l hear these scheme are very safe, reliable and offer great incentives.

Your faithfully,
Squat Investments,
on behalf of Bernie Madoff Securities P/L

 

[Didley Squat]

Ok, it’s time for a quick feed in the Australian town called, Yass........ not that there anything wrong with that.
Pastor!

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