The Sunday Only Thread

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    It must of been that Kiwi fellow ............. or maybe, Sans!
     
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    Careful with the accusations Rev'd, we don't want any litigation at the Church, do we ? :emoticon-0127-lipss :shocked:
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    All good Sans...... l mean, Woops.
    Kiwi on the turps drinking FO Gin 24/7 so he won’t know or care.
     
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    <laugh> <laugh>
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Taken me two days to realize it's not Sunday
    Must spend more time telling 2020 to **** off
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    It’s the quality FO gin.
    Gotta get me some.
     
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    :emoticon-0159-musicSunday, Sunday here we come, Sunday here we come....:emoticon-0159-music
     
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    Wish all parishioners were as keen as you are Woops.
    I haven’t seen Sans in church since he was knee high to a grass hopper!
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Dearly Beloved,
    I bring with me some very sad news.

    The church has been living on borrowed time. The lack of parishioners are drained the once flourish funds of Reverend Didley Squat to such an extent, l have to pass in purchasing gin every second week.

    Unless there is a saint with plenty of coin who can prop up the Reverend Didleys drinking... l mean, building fund, to pay the weekly expenses to run this church, this church will close down within a week!

    Please act now!
    GOFUNDTHEREV-1800
     
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    That's shocking news Rev'd !! Fortunately I have just won the Nigerian Lottery, something in the region of $30 million, according to Mr Umbongo the organiser.

    I'll lend you a couple of quid when the cheque comes through <ok>
     
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    Church was empty yesterday - what happened ?
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    The finance company shut it down.
    Don’t worry, Reverend Squat is starting up a new church next to the house of ill repute.
    It called, Squats House of Ho’s.
    First served, first come!
     
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    I'll be along Sunday.....
     
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    That’s great to hear, Woops.
    We will be having an open air service.
    The paddock next to the public toilets is our new church without a church, if you know what l mean.

    Fresh air aplenty and if it’s not so fresh, you can always go to the ****ter next door!
     
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    What a great day that was Didley. A good time was had by all !
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Yes, it was great wasn’t it Woops.
    Plenty of air, happy parishioners and big donations!
    What more could we want?
     
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    More gin ?!
     
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    Did you say, more crumpet?
     
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    Gin and Crumpet.......
     
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    Slurp & slap.
     
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