The Sunday Only Thread
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Well, I was late for church today, and when I got there, all the grub and the booze was gone, apart from the Dandelion and Burdock 
Reverend Transport Services are backing into the Church docks as we speak.
Most the booze will be dropped off with the exception of the 10 cases export gin, which will be transferred to the Reverends quarters.
Don't worry your reverence, I know the driver, and he has dropped off a couple of cases at my Summer residence.
Dear Parishioner,
For someone who is too broke to put a few bob on the plate, you seem to be doing well enough to have 2 houses!
My other residence is the shed - two up, two down mind.
I've got my trainers on Rev, so i'll be there first thing to warm your cassock up !
Sorry ole mate, l was a bit under the weather, if you get my drift.
l trust you still took up the plate?
Can we afford gin this week?
The bad news is that one of the parishioners left his wallet on a pew. The good news is that a couple of high value banknotes fell out of it, and ended up on the collection plate. Gins all round next Sunday, Rev !!
It’s honest parishioners like you that make it all worthwhile.
Can l just check your wallet please.
Can l just check your wallet please.
Surely you aren't questioning a member of your flock, are you ?! Your share will be with you Sunday......
No, of course not dear flock.
Just wanted to see if we both have the same brand of wallet, credit cards, matching bank notes and all that.
No, l would never question your loyalty, sire!
Well Rev, I'm prepared for a busy day tomorrow. Heard it's gonna be a bumper crowd due there. The sales are on in the store next door.
As a leading flocker, maybe you can set an example to the flock by rounding up the donations to an even $500.00 !
"Leading flocker" ?! General dogsbody you mean.....
I've worked my socks off for the flaming flock, I can tell you.
And thats why your a 'leading flocker'.
Your efforts are greatly appreciated Dear chap.
By the way, have you rounded off the donations to $500 yet?