The Sunday Only Thread

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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Might have to go to the police
    Money has started disappearing from my bank accounts
    Bloody banks don't care
    Should have just left it under the mattress
     
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  2. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Welcome, welcome my son.
    The Lord words in mysterious ways.
    He can giveth or taketh away .............( if you know wot l mean )

    The Church of ill repute has a vacancy for an able body to take up the plate along with our other
    parishioner Woops, if that's of interest to you. Its a chance to recoup some of your money!
     
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  3. Wooperts_duck

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    That's quite a tempting offer Rev, I reckon you have got him hooked.
     
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  4. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    what a kind offer
    will see if I can find the bus fare
     
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  5. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Just put it on my tab ..................

    Reverends Top Tip for the Day - Its no burden to carry a plate, the weight is transferred to the hip pocket!
     
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  6. Wooperts_duck

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    Reel him in Didley, reel him in !
     
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  7. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Just fishing for gold ole son.
     
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  8. Wooperts_duck

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    All ready for Sunday Rev'd ?
     
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  9. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Woops, the aged gin won’t be batched till Friday, so it’s all systems go at present.

    Is the Freshman Kiwi taking up his first collection?
    Will Sans be reading from his bible?
    So many questions!
     
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  10. Wooperts_duck

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    Wow, it sounds like fun times ahead....
     
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  11. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    So much fun, l slept in!

    Brothers & sisters, it’s time to dig deep and we await young Woops & Kiwi ( and maybe Sans too ) to take up the collection plates.
     
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  12. Wooperts_duck

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    What do you mean - slept in ?! I was the only one that turned up on time. I'm absolutely cream crackered.......
     
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  13. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    bloody waited hours for a bus
     
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  14. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    We don’t count Booze buses!
     
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  15. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, missed it again.
    I was putting my gall bladder on the hospital plate.
     
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  16. Wooperts_duck

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    Don't worry Didley, I have banked the collection money for you in a special savings account in my name until you leave hospital.....
     
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  17. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Is it in a high interest account?
     
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  18. Wooperts_duck

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    33% ! It's in a Ponzi scheme, so quite safe......
     
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  19. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    l hear these scheme are very safe, reliable and offer great incentives.

    Your faithfully,
    Squat Investments,
    on behalf of Bernie Madoff Securities P/L
     
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  20. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Ok, it’s time for a quick feed in the Australian town called, Yass........ not that there anything wrong with that.
    Pastor!
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