Might have to go to the police Money has started disappearing from my bank accounts Bloody banks don't care Should have just left it under the mattress
Welcome, welcome my son. The Lord words in mysterious ways. He can giveth or taketh away .............( if you know wot l mean ) The Church of ill repute has a vacancy for an able body to take up the plate along with our other parishioner Woops, if that's of interest to you. Its a chance to recoup some of your money!
Just put it on my tab .................. Reverends Top Tip for the Day - Its no burden to carry a plate, the weight is transferred to the hip pocket!
Woops, the aged gin won’t be batched till Friday, so it’s all systems go at present. Is the Freshman Kiwi taking up his first collection? Will Sans be reading from his bible? So many questions!
So much fun, l slept in! Brothers & sisters, it’s time to dig deep and we await young Woops & Kiwi ( and maybe Sans too ) to take up the collection plates.
What do you mean - slept in ?! I was the only one that turned up on time. I'm absolutely cream crackered.......
Don't worry Didley, I have banked the collection money for you in a special savings account in my name until you leave hospital.....
l hear these scheme are very safe, reliable and offer great incentives. Your faithfully, Squat Investments, on behalf of Bernie Madoff Securities P/L
Ok, it’s time for a quick feed in the Australian town called, Yass........ not that there anything wrong with that. Pastor!