Well that went well !! I took the service in your absence, and told the congregation the story of the farmer and the three whippets. They believed every word, and the donations totalled over $70. After expenses were deducted, that leaves $15 for the Church - not bad eh ?!
l could’ve got Tony Blair cheaper ! Even Trump offered to pop in for a free game of golf. I want to see the church books!
It was brilliant, well, a little bit sloshed..... hic. Church takings are up so bonuses will be paid to all church staff.
Can you get it to me by Thursday, as I've got a dead cert running in the 2.30 at Chepstow, so need the money as the betting stake ?
Sorry to say, I can't make church on Sunday due to a total lack of cash to pay for transportation there and back
All good Woops, let me transfer money from Kiwis account, now. Ok, that’s done. Payment made and Kiwi will be none the wiser. See you there! We’ll be having garage sale after the service. Bargains galore! Bring your Kiwi cash!