The Sunday Only Thread
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Well that went well !! I took the service in your absence, and told the congregation the story of the farmer and the three whippets. They believed every word, and the donations totalled over $70. After expenses were deducted, that leaves $15 for the Church - not bad eh ?!
l could’ve got Tony Blair cheaper !
Even Trump offered to pop in for a free game of golf.
I want to see the church books!
Come fourth, people.
The Reverend talks everybody’s language!
The Holy Water is being served, hic!
The Reverend talks everybody’s language!
The Holy Water is being served, hic!
Try the brothel next door, first serve, first come.
It was brilliant, well, a little bit sloshed..... hic.
Church takings are up so bonuses will be paid to all church staff.
It's all a bit Greek to me !...........Can you pay me in Drachma please ?
Can you get it to me by Thursday, as I've got a dead cert running in the 2.30 at Chepstow, so need the money as the betting stake ?
Probably got more chance of winning at the races than getting a cheque in the mail.
Sorry to say, I can't make church on Sunday due to a total lack of cash to pay for transportation there and back 
Sorry to say, I can't make church on Sunday due to a total lack of cash to pay for transportation there and back
All good Woops, let me transfer money from Kiwis account, now.
Ok, that’s done.
Payment made and Kiwi will be none the wiser.
See you there!
We’ll be having garage sale after the service.
Bargains galore!
Bring your Kiwi cash!
