See you tomorrow at the altar Rev'd.....
Sorry ole chap, got stuck at the bar!
Well that went well !! I took the service in your absence, and told the congregation the story of the farmer and the three whippets. They believed every word, and the donations totalled over $70. After expenses were deducted, that leaves $15 for the Church - not bad eh ?!
Come fourth, people.
The Reverend talks everybody’s language!
The Holy Water is being served, hic!
Bugger, I only came fifth........
Hope Easter Sunday's sermon will be good
It's all a bit Greek to me !...........Can you pay me in Drachma please ?
I’ve just posted it as we speak.
It’s in the mail!
Can you get it to me by Thursday, as I've got a dead cert running in the 2.30 at Chepstow, so need the money as the betting stake ?

Sorry to say, I can't make church on Sunday due to a total lack of cash to pay for transportation there and back![]()