Off Topic The offical: Jokes THREAD
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“Doctor, I woke up this morning with this big lump on my left side.”
Doctor:“Does your wife know you feel this way about her?”
Doctor:“Does your wife know you feel this way about her?”
I called the coastguard told them I had fallen out of my boat into the ocean.
They said "Can you be more Pacific"
They said "Can you be more Pacific"
I saw someone waving at me the other day but I wasn’t sure if they were waving at me or someone else so I ignored them.
In other news I lost my job as a lifeguard.
In other news I lost my job as a lifeguard.
Being one of the few Asians in Glasgow, I'm often asked "what's a Hindu?".
Why does everyone look puzzled when I reply "lay eggs"?
Why does everyone look puzzled when I reply "lay eggs"?
I went to a ventriloquist’s funeral today, and they sang the hymn
“All Things Gright And Geautikal !”
“All Things Gright And Geautikal !”
King Charles has just arrived in Iran. ...."Where's the Shah?", he asked.
"Oh, we got rid of the Shah years ago", said his guide.
"Ohh, in that case, one will have a barth..
"Oh, we got rid of the Shah years ago", said his guide.
"Ohh, in that case, one will have a barth..
Uncle Ben has been rushed into hospital after discovering a lump in one of his testicles.
Turns out It was a a boil in the bag
Turns out It was a a boil in the bag