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when she gets the sack at least she has a career to fall back on




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Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to

the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to

have a jury of your peers."
The man thought for a moment. "What
are peers?" he asked.
"They're people just like you your
equals."
"Forget it," retorted the defendant. "I don't want to be tried by a

bunch of thieves."
 
I am thinking of getting a job in a Mirror factory .
I can see myself doing that .



I have the memory of an Elephant .
I remember seeing one last week .