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Off Topic The offical: Jokes THREAD
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“I told you it was hunting season Jean but nooooo, we had to go visit your sister at the lake.”
So on Kings Heath High Street we have a Specsavers inbetween a Lloyds’ Pharmacy and a Greggs.
Yes, that’s right: Specs and Drugs and Sausage Rolls.
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Yes, that’s right: Specs and Drugs and Sausage Rolls.
Students in Louisiana thought this symbol looked like a gun so they called the police.
I kid you not.
Liberals are now coming for our weapons of math instruction!!!!!
I kid you not.
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Liberals are now coming for our weapons of math instruction!!!!!
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ahh
the youth of today
tomorrows leaders apparently
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Well I think we all made this list.... I’ll bring the wine
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hang on though... peados not on that list...
its specific enough to cover everything else
Turkeys do not vote for Xmas, I'll just leave it at that>
Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Husband: Definitely not!
Wife: Why not? Don't you like being married?
Husband: Of course, I do.
Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Husband: Okay, I'd get married again.
Wife: You would? (with hurtful look on her face)
Husband: (makes audible groan)
Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Husband: Where else would we sleep?
Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
Husband:That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Wife: Would she use my golf clubs?
Husband: No, she's left-handed
Wife: ---silence---
Husband: Sh*t!!
Husband: Definitely not!
Wife: Why not? Don't you like being married?
Husband: Of course, I do.
Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Husband: Okay, I'd get married again.
Wife: You would? (with hurtful look on her face)
Husband: (makes audible groan)
Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Husband: Where else would we sleep?
Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
Husband:That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Wife: Would she use my golf clubs?
Husband: No, she's left-handed
Wife: ---silence---
Husband: Sh*t!!