BREAKING: Agent Cob's handlers suspected of trying to open communication channels with their former asset. please log in to view this image
A giant snake that swallowed N36m in Nigeria is looking for a reliable account to deposit the money. If you are interested please contact the snakevia the JAMB office in Nigeria. Good commission promised.
please log in to view this image “I told you it was hunting season Jean but nooooo, we had to go visit your sister at the lake.”
So on Kings Heath High Street we have a Specsavers inbetween a Lloyds’ Pharmacy and a Greggs. please log in to view this image Yes, that’s right: Specs and Drugs and Sausage Rolls.
Students in Louisiana thought this symbol looked like a gun so they called the police. I kid you not. please log in to view this image Liberals are now coming for our weapons of math instruction!!!!!
please log in to view this image Well I think we all made this list.... I’ll bring the wine please log in to view this image please log in to view this image please log in to view this image
Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? Husband: Definitely not! Wife: Why not? Don't you like being married? Husband: Of course, I do. Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry? Husband: Okay, I'd get married again. Wife: You would? (with hurtful look on her face) Husband: (makes audible groan) Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed? Husband: Where else would we sleep? Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers? Husband:That would seem like the proper thing to do. Wife: Would she use my golf clubs? Husband: No, she's left-handed Wife: ---silence--- Husband: Sh*t!!
