Off Topic The offical: Jokes THREAD
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DENTIST JOKES!
Dentist JOKES
"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient.
"Good God !" he said startled.
"You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient.
"I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didn't !" said the dentist.
"That was the echo."
Dentist JOKES
"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient.
"Good God !" he said startled.
"You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient.
"I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didn't !" said the dentist.
"That was the echo."
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The best Donald Trump jokes to ease the pain of his election win
For the second time this year, Britain is waking up to a new dawn of politics. This time, it’s President Donald Trump – and many people are downright terrified that the controversial businessman will be the world’s most powerful person. Trump grabs the world by the p***y in shocking election win The future looks bleak, and a time of uncertainty lies ahead. But instead of crying, let’s laugh (or try to, at least) at some brilliant jokes about the new president. Trump is a joke magnet, with his stupid haircut, questionable track record in business, and string of ridiculous outbursts.
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For the second time this year, Britain is waking up to a new dawn of politics. This time, it’s President Donald Trump – and many people are downright terrified that the controversial businessman will be the world’s most powerful person. Trump grabs the world by the p***y in shocking election win The future looks bleak, and a time of uncertainty lies ahead. But instead of crying, let’s laugh (or try to, at least) at some brilliant jokes about the new president. Trump is a joke magnet, with his stupid haircut, questionable track record in business, and string of ridiculous outbursts.
What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
An argument between British and India.
British: we spoiled your motherland for 200 years.
India: we are spoiling your mother tongue daily.
British: we spoiled your motherland for 200 years.
India: we are spoiling your mother tongue daily.
One JJC African student came to Britain, the electric bulb in the room he rented blown out he went to a local shop to buy a replacement. He told the shopkeeper he wanted to buy "GLOBE".The shopkeeper pointed to the rounded thing with the the map of the world in his shop and told him that it was not for sale. Then, the African man pointed to what he wanted..the shop keeper said "bulb"..
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