Off Topic The General Chat Thread.

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
What's funny is this 'if you wasn't a footballer Joey line.' If your(you're) aunts had b*llocks(you know the rest) The reason I'm successful

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
...is that I work hard. I'm more intelligent than about 97% of the British Isles. If anything football has held me back. If I wasn't a...

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
..footballer I'd be still more successful than 97% of youse. Still harder working than 97% of youse. Still living life not just taking part

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
Some of you want to get off you arse's and take part in life. Before you know it you will be dead and know one will even know u existed...

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
To the 97% try to catch me. To the 3% I'm trying to catch you. Later people xx #grenade


Joey Barton doing what he does best...Being a grade A ****.
 
Yeah, you do realise that if you can't gain any points, don't you?

I'm talking about us by the way!

I'm not being facetious, I understand people sometimes use the wrong words or miss words out, but you can still usually work out what they're meaning to say. I really haven't got a bloody clue what you're attempting to say here.
 
I'm not being facetious, I understand people sometimes use the wrong words or miss words out, but you can still usually work out what they're meaning to say. I really haven't got a bloody clue what you're attempting to say here.

We're not playing tonight, so therefore you have to go above us if you win!