Off Topic The General Chat Thread.

AKCJ, at the risk of looking dim, I don't understand the twitter screen shot. Are you saying that Forest have signed Lady Gaga?

 

@officialsaints: Southampton Football Club has appointed Mauricio Pochettino as First Team Manager having relieved Nigel Adkins of his duties. #saintsfc

Who?

 

Lunacy! What he's accomplished there in the last 3 years is remarkable.

4 draws and a win in the last 5 games including draws at Arsenal and Chelsea, what more could he do? I thought it looked like they'd turned a croner.

 

I see Forest have announced their replacement for Lee Camp is going to be a Kuwaiti keeper. Young Darlow, who's played three times for Forest, will be first choice while he "acclimatises". Is it too late for them to go down I wonder?

 

@hullcityteam: David Stockdale has re-joined the club on loan until the end the season #hcafc

 

Bruce has also confirmed that we are in talks with DQPR to sign DJ Campbell!

 

Still signing our rejects then

 

No, we're signing good players!

 

Hope you like playing "count the offsides"!

 

Hope you like playing look at the table!

 

Charles you do realise by the end of the day we could be above you

 

Yeah, you do realise that if you can't gain any points, don't you?

I'm talking about us by the way!

 

Nope, you've lost me there.

 

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
What's funny is this 'if you wasn't a footballer Joey line.' If your(you're) aunts had b*llocks(you know the rest) The reason I'm successful

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
...is that I work hard. I'm more intelligent than about 97% of the British Isles. If anything football has held me back. If I wasn't a...

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
..footballer I'd be still more successful than 97% of youse. Still harder working than 97% of youse. Still living life not just taking part

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
Some of you want to get off you arse's and take part in life. Before you know it you will be dead and know one will even know u existed...

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
To the 97% try to catch me. To the 3% I'm trying to catch you. Later people xx #grenade


Joey Barton doing what he does best...Being a grade A ****.

 

I'm not being facetious, I understand people sometimes use the wrong words or miss words out, but you can still usually work out what they're meaning to say. I really haven't got a bloody clue what you're attempting to say here.

 

We're not playing tonight, so therefore you have to go above us if you win!

 

But what's your point?

That's exactly what Proud said.

 

If we win, the pressure will transfer to you. That's all you need to know.