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Off Topic The Christmas Thread

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Chazz Rheinhold, Dec 1, 2021.

  1. balkan tiger

    balkan tiger Well-Known Member

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    Pineapple and an egg ?? :bandit: :emoticon-0127-lipss :emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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    Why not? A better combination than some have with fish and chips.
     
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  3. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    My mate just sent me one of jethros favourite jokes
    The wife passed her test so I said I’d buy her a car
    She said I want something that goes 0-160 in three seconds
    So I bought her a bathroom scales instead <laugh>
     
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    Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it….
     
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    An eco friendly joke….

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    One for dog lovers… made me laugh!!!

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    Last but by no means least.. one for us oldies !!!

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    I’ll get me coat !!!! Nite nite !!!
     
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    Jim Davidson was pretty much the one that launched Jethro in to the mainstream and they were very close friends, and he does a cracking impression of him.

    You have to have seen Jethro to fully appreciate it, but Jim was retelling a Jethro Joke in his accent, so you need a bit of imagination, and it went on longer on the clip I saw but here's my bastardised version...

    "I was walking along a cliff top path, when away in the distance, I saw a figure, and I wasn't sure if it was one of my very good friends, and I could see he was looking in my direction, trying to work out if it was me or not, and as we got closer, we were both still trying to work it out, until we got close up, and realised it wasn't either of us".
     
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    Home made sloe vodka is better than home made sloe gin…FACT

    *home made sloe gin is still good though
     
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    Okay you lot, as Christmas day fast approaches just wanted to wish all the Tiger nation a lovely Christmas and a healthy New year. Spare a thought .. finish work at 1 today and will be on the roads heading to family in Essex, for the festive period, given the reports of bedlam on the roads expected I may or may not get there for tomorrow !! The lure of mince pies eh ? Hopefully very soon we'll all have something to celebrate alongside our Lynx Africa !!!
     
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    My 4 year old already starting to question the sanity of letting a stranger wander in our house at night and giving him our alarm code , don’t think the magic will last for too many years with this one <laugh>
     
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