Off Topic The Christmas Thread

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Ernie Shackleton said:
My Missus asked for Dyson this Christmas.

"Aye, no worries", I said. "Order it yourself and pay out of my account".


Job done...



Bleedin' duplicitous madam.



Dyson hair straighteners.



Four hundred ****ing notes!



It's not as if she's ****ing Crystal Tips either.


Her hairs' ****ing straight as it is.




I don't know what the world's coming to, I really don't.
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My mrs doesn’t even know I have a bank account…
**** that I plead poverty every time she asks for owt lol
 
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