Off Topic The Christmas Thread
- Thread starter Chazz Rheinhold
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I just thought he could be like our Baldrick...
Result of the night.
Take away again, 2 nights running.
Chinese tonight, I managed a set meal for two Indian last night.
She's got to finish her cakes so no time to cook.
I said take "take them to Sheila's next door to finish them off"
"Do they look like sprouts, you thick ****?"
No class.
Take away again, 2 nights running.
Chinese tonight, I managed a set meal for two Indian last night.
She's got to finish her cakes so no time to cook.
I said take "take them to Sheila's next door to finish them off"
"Do they look like sprouts, you thick ****?"
No class.
I dont wanna be in your clique anyhow... it smells in there!
He's only a couple of hundred yards from Beech Tree bar...he'll still feel part of the festivities (I'll take him a tray and pop out for his cash when it's his round)
I was in Mrs Tash's car when she drove past their gaff yesterday (not stalking Askew, I just live close)
She said 'Shall I slow down so you can shout '****s'?'
...well it made me laugh !
I maybe a little drunk but not think we need a suicide mission. A gang to go and see aa and Ehab and have it out
Don't be daft, it's Christmas, sherry triffle init.
Peas?.....garden or mushy?
I prefer garden but the mother in law does mushy cos she's a jock.
(petit pois for Chazz).
I prefer garden but the mother in law does mushy cos she's a jock.
(petit pois for Chazz).
mushy with fish and chips, garden with steak and chips but never with xmas lunch.
My mum died on xmas day 9 years ago. She was admitted to HRI ten days before xmas day. We were immediately advised to round up the family from all over the country. Because she was 'on her way out', they allowed us all a bedside vigil. She hung on and on until xmas day. We all allowed ourselves a couple of hrs off and she passed then. Stubborn sod just wanted to see xmas!!I know mates were confused on boxing day vs Wolves when I turned up and casually announced she'd died the day before. Having been stuck in that hospital for ten days, I was desperate to go.
So Xmas day hasn't quite been the same since.
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We used to go to a pub in Stamford Bridge that did the best giant Yorkshire pudding starters with onion gravy.
Similar thing with my Mum - massive brain haemorrhage on the 27th July died on the 5th August 2014. It's the routines, the traditional crap presents she gave, she idolised her grand kids and it's made the Christmas Day experience far poorer for it. Plus she'd only just turned 60 - feel totally robbed as there's loads of stuff she knew about my great grandfather who I was researching about at the time that nobody else knows about. She waited subconsciously until she had seen or heard from all her siblings (one sister and three brothers) the last brother flew in from Trinidad and she died within 6 hours of him arriving at HRI.
He'll also be cracking open a nice bottle of Liebfraumilch.
Or Blue Nun.
Which reminds me they're selling blue nun in home bargains.