The Cheese Appreciation Thread

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I only did that cos you were getting frisky with the holes on the cheese grater.... with room to spare....

#microman
#honeyishrunkmybits
#tomthumb

<laugh> That was only because you were hogging the colander all to yourself.

#acsneedledick
#albertsmicrochip
#acsanyholeagoal
 
Turkish village cheese is sublime mind.
Have to share this.
Think Feta but crumblier and more flavoursome.
Tastes lovely with a sun ripened tomato.
 
Pussy cheese
Do they sell that in Tesco? Hard to get good cheese here as they are not really into dairy and Australian cheese is boring. Got a very nice Artisan French Brie last night and had it on crackers while watching the Sunday footie.
Normally smuggle it in to Indonesia from UK after a trip to UK. While they have death penalty here for drug smuggling it's just a mild beating for cheese smuggling so worth the risk.
 
Do they sell that in Tesco? Hard to get good cheese here as they are not really into dairy and Australian cheese is boring. Got a very nice Artisan French Brie last night and had it on crackers while watching the Sunday footie.
Normally smuggle it in to Indonesia from UK after a trip to UK. While they have death penalty here for drug smuggling it's just a mild beating for cheese smuggling so worth the risk.

Do they taper the punishment though?
Mild cheese = 20 lashes
Strong cheese = 40 lashes
Gorgonzola= 1000 lashes
 
They probably couldn't tell the difference. Good thing is being a Muslim country they don't have the drug and food sniffing dogs like Australia, US or UK.