The "But I'm Not..." Thread

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The rules are simple... You write a statement about what you would do, followed by "but I'm not <whoever>" for humorous or truth-bomb effect...

For example;

I would get a bite to eat at a football match, but I'm not Luis Suarez...

I would attempt to console myself with a boob-related avatar picture on here, but I'm not Warm Pouch... and my girlfriend is on NOT606 <laugh>





Your turn lads and lasses <ok>
 
Just to check I've understood right before fully participating, do you mean like this?

"I crave your attention and have sexual fantasies about you, whoever you are, whether you are man, woman, or otherwise. But I'm not Gandalf."

;)
 
I would like to own a Championship club, with all my best players shipped out and my manager walked, but I'm not Dave Whelan. :)
 
Let's make hay while the sun shines ...

I would like to sit on my backside this summer while the England U21 team play in European Championships, just nursing my busted ankle ligaments, but I'm not Callum McManaman.
 
I'd like to say that the messiah has arrived, he'll completely transform our club and we'll be playing Champions League football, beating the likes of Barcelona in two seasons but i'm not a Sunderland fan.
 
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