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The "But I'm Not..." Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, May 18, 2013.

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  1. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    I would love to humiliate club legends, alienate the fan base, make deals with morally vacant companies and simply look to milk a Premier League club - but i'm not Mike Ashley. <ok>
     
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    Hugh Briss, May 18, 2013
  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I would, of an evening, frequent many glorious dresses, sing "I feel pretty", and pretend I was Coloccini's fated other half in mind and body, but I'm not David Luiz...
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, May 18, 2013
  3. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    I would bring vast quantities of lube to the bi-monthly party, but I am not a mod...
     
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    Darth Gogledd, May 18, 2013
  4. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    That's what I miss most about that job... the bi-monthy lube-injected parties.
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, May 18, 2013
  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Hmmm, let me guess, are you GANDALF?
     
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    Obi Wan, May 18, 2013
  6. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    I'm being accused of being both of you on different threads... <laugh>
     
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    Darth Gogledd, May 18, 2013

  7. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    LOL

    rep
     
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    Minxy, May 18, 2013
  8. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    HAHAHA

    Well he can't be me, because my other account is Agent Bruce...
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, May 18, 2013
  9. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Darth Gogledd, May 18, 2013
  10. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    <yikes> So is mine!
     
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    Obi Wan, May 18, 2013
  11. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Ahhh... I forgot I had three accounts... Thought I was going schizo for a second!
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, May 18, 2013
  12. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    How come I'm AB and Obi then???
     
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    Darth Gogledd, May 18, 2013
  13. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    & mine
     
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    Minxy, May 18, 2013
  14. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I'm Agent Bruce!!!!
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, May 18, 2013
  15. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    I'm Agent Bruce, and Gandalf, and Obi, and Minxy, and LTF, and GlitF, and WP (or whatever that version of me is now called) and everyone else

    The only one I'm not is Tash... not even I would stoop so low as to claim to be him...
     
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    Darth Gogledd, May 18, 2013
  16. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I would love to have a chat with another human being, but I don't use Toonforum <laugh>

    good job we're good company for me... I mean you... I mean us...
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, May 19, 2013
  17. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Damn it, if you're Agent Bruce who the hell am I?
     
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    Agent Bruce, May 19, 2013
  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    I'm Spartacus and so's my wife!
     
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    Obi Wan, May 19, 2013
  19. brb

    brb Guest

    I'm confused but I'm not Agent Bruce
     
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    brb, May 19, 2013
  20. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    My 'rep' is vertically challenged, but I'm not brb.
     
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    Obi Wan, May 19, 2013
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