Genuinely can't tell if you're being serious, or on the wind...
Robertson over Fuchs and Schlupp? Oh my, I'm in tears
Livermore over Drinkwater?
Kante only "just" over Meyler? It just gets better...
Hang on, does that mean you'd take Meyler over Inler?
Please tell me you would
Up front, you're saying it's a tough call?
If you won't even take the leading scorer in the Premier League in your squad, you've got no hope
Honestly, for me, I'd arguably take Dawson or Davies over Morgan (at a push), and we need a RB, so maybe Elmo...
You deserved to get relegated last season, we're 5th in the Premier League... You're unbelievably deluded to think that your squad is anywhere close to ours at this moment
If you asked 100 neutral fans to make a combined Hull and Leicester XI, I'd guess that close to 0% of them would think "Oh I really can't decide up front between Vardy and Chuba"
Still, whether you were intending to WUM or not, it was a fun read. Thanks.