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Never mind all that football crap!........In mass or dimensions, who has the biggest 'heed'? Mrs Brown at Hull or the extremely long headed one at Old Trafford? Those two together look like a scene out of that Star Wars movie when they are all in a bar in a distant galaxy somewhere.

And, as an aside to that, who's nose is the most vertical.

It's a toughie.
 
He is what he is, I don't think anybody thought he was gonna come in and stroke players egos. He's not that man, but to be honest, nobody knows what he's gonna fetch to the table at United. If soem fans are expecting him to challenge for the PL title then that's their problem, they're just living in a fantasy world.

I don't think one defeat to Swansea will be a reflection on his ability, especially with the players he has to work with, particularly defenders.

A lot of you boys were commenting on how refreshing it was to hear Di Canio stick your players through the mangle in post match interviews, maybe some of United's players could do with that treatment?

I'm not worried at all, to answer your question... my only worries are with Ed Woodward and his inability to get deals done quickly.

My worry, if I were you, would be the quality of the squad for a club the size of Man Utd.

How many of the current first team would you honestly buy if you had an open chequebook and a clean slate?
 
I'd agree with most of that, apart from the fact that I'd be a massive hypocrite if I said something he said in post-match interviews will affect the players. I rallied that Gus Poyet's "Miracle" speech was not the reason for the 'miracle', I don't believe it was.

If he continues to do it like Di Canio I'll be a bit worried but I also think it had a bit to do with translation, he described it as just an anti-climax after whipping half of Europe pre-season we then lose to Swansea, it's just a ****ter!

In reality, I don't think there's anyone better for the job, it needs a big character after Moyes, and for sure van Gaal is that.

Some of the players need a kick up the arse, whereas several simply aren't United quality, and that's where your Woodward concerns are bang on, that is the crux of it.

I guess Ancelotti would maybe have been the perfect fit, but van Gall is a very good one, what he needs, and what he'll try and get, is a team of winners, United don't have that right now.

Still surprised Sneijder wasn't brought in, he was exactly what you lacked Saturday, that effortless link between the midfield and attack, I still fancy that might happen.
 
Never mind all that football crap!........In mass or dimensions, who has the biggest 'heed'? Mrs Brown at Hull or the extremely long headed one at Old Trafford? Those two together look like a scene out of that Star Wars movie when they are all in a bar in a distant galaxy somewhere.

i'd have to go with the blobfish

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My worry, if I were you, would be the quality of the squad for a club the size of Man Utd.

How many of the current first team would you honestly buy if you had an open chequebook and a clean slate?

With an open chequebook I'd probably buy maybe 3 players from the entire league mate, for a starting 11 so it's not really a reflection on our squad.

I don't think our squad is good enough, right now for challenging for the title, I think it would be naive though to jump on the 'United are finished' bandwagon because our squad is looking thin.