If there is one thing in football you can rely on, it is that dafty with a bell at Pompey.
I have met him, and he is a canny enough bloke, tbh. Daft for Pompey. I remember a few characters back in the day from us who were as daft, although they never had a bloody noisey bell, would have done my head in. I remember a lad who used to come into the fullwell, must have been late 80s. Always arrived as the lads were coming onto the pitch and he would give this massive bellow of 'haway lets rev em up' and the atmosphere would crank up. I moved to the paddocks but then at wembley 92 with 5 mins to go I heard him before I saw him. Daft as a brush, but great supporter. Football is enriched by all sorts of great characters, bell included I suppose.
He's not though, he's a pervert who keeps being banned from the ground for exposure, lewd gestures, etc ...
... half a dozen times last season iirc.
His latest was for being caught going into the women's toilets 'for a laugh'.
There's been calls, from Portsmouth fans, for a permanent ban.

