Talking of short arses; late 60s a now deceased work mate was an apprentice on the books of Derby County, this is a story he loved to tell; towards the end of the season Cloughy called him into the office to tell him that he was letting him go because ''you're a tidy player but, you're just too short son'' - my mate was heartbroken, especially when a few weeks later Cloughy bought Archie Gemmill who, as my mate loved to say, ''that bastard was half an inch shorter than me!!'' - he'd later tell you that Gemmill was one of the best midfielders he'd ever seen. RIP 'appy, it was a great story.
Archie Gemmill was indeed a great player. Another great shortarse was Jimmy Johnstone who ripped TWS apart in the European Cup