Transfer Rumours Summer '22 Transfer Thread

[SW3 Chelsea Tiger]

Japanese are notoriously fatter than Americans aren’t they?

erm sumo!

 

[NewcastleTiger]

erm sumo!

Aren’t they actually very healthy eaters just eat a lot of it

 

[Mckechnie Orange]

Just imagine how great Maradonna might have been if he had lost a stone or more... Messi too come to think about it...

Big John Parkin for that matter....

Could have been top 8 Prem if he didn't like his pies.

 

[rovertiger]

If he's been eating all this restaurant food does that mean he's been taking serious regular ****s everyday? Do these footballers take a **** like all us normal human beings?

 

[rovertiger]

erm sumo!

Sumo are, sumo aren't

Finished it for ya CT.

 

[originallambrettaman]

erm sumo!

0.000005% of the population of Japan are professional Sumos.

0.05% of the population of the US look like professional Sumos.

 

[SW3 Chelsea Tiger]

0.000005% of the population of Japan are professional Sumos.

0.05% of the population of the US look like professional Sumos.

It was a joke mate….Google not required on this occasion

edit - I’m sure it’s higher than 0.05% for yanks. Fat ****ers most of them!!

 

[originallambrettaman]

It was a joke mate….Google not required on this occasion

I think you’ll find mine was a joke, it wasn’t actually factually correct.

 

[SW3 Chelsea Tiger]

I think you’ll find mine was a joke, it wasn’t actually factually correct.

ohhhh I’ve beeen whooshed

 

[Frank Fingers]

Only 3.6 percent of Japanese have a body mass index (BMI) over 30, which is the international standard for obesity, whereas 32.0 percent of Americans do. A total of 66.5 percent of Americans have a BMI over 25, making them overweight, but only 24.7 percent of Japanese.

100% of Sumo wrestlers are fatties.

FACT!

 

[AlRawdah]

Sinik
Figs
Oscar
Seri
Tetteh
Incoming attacker
Incoming DM

Tufan’s menu choices when out with Lemi.

 

[Mckechnie Orange]

Tufan’s menu choices when out with Lemi.

The sushi was just a side.

 

[Howdentiger2]

Name the game where all the starting 11 for next season played together?

That's not what you posted though was it....

 

[Idi Amin]

When I was in basic training for the Army I had this jock instructor.

Anyway, the guy was a bit of a fat bastard....but **** me he could shift (long and short distances), often putting some of us youngsters to shame.

 

[big vern]

Looks like the Turkish lad in midfield has discovered Viking Fisheries and the local delight of pattie and chips. Mabe they could be his sponsor.

 

[Frank Fingers]

Looks like the Turkish lad in midfield has discovered Viking Fisheries and the local delight of patty and chips. Mabe they could be his sponsor.

Viking do Sushi now?

 

[Stockholm Tiger]

I wouldn’t be going out eating sushi and posting about it on social media if you’re notoriously unfit and fat.

LMFAO SUSHI!!! Thank **** for that I was thinking Pizza, ;Burgers and Kebab...but ****ing fish and a bit of rice...burn the witch

 

[WestStandTiger]

This isn't a dig. What players go on the piss? I'm sure I've seen some names mentioned, but would be interested to know which of our players do.

Wilks is one I know is a fairly frequent one.

 

[WestStandTiger]

Looks like the Turkish lad in midfield has discovered Viking Fisheries and the local delight of pattie and chips. Mabe they could be his sponsor.

Your kid know anything else about his eating habits?

 

[Tigerboy98]

That's not what you posted though was it....

“ none of the first team have played together “ meaning none of our first choice players have played together