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Strikes

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sucky, Jun 20, 2022.

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Strikes

  1. Yes

  2. No

  3. Only if it doesn't effect me

  4. **** off Sucky

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  1. duggie2000

    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    No where as bad as your situation but my local station has a guy in the ticket office who is not allowed to sell tickets and they have someone in high viz walking up and down the platform but if you ask for info on the trains he points you to the ticket office who then points you to the big screen which just shows you the info you already know
     
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  2. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    tbh that sounds like lots of modern life .
     
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  3. duggie2000

    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    It is

    It s called either progress or a Dystopian future depending how you se it
     
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  4. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Sounds like I trained them. There's an old Two Ronnies sketch that I just can't find anywhere that went like this:

    Corbett is station platform staff and Barker is a bowler-hatted gent in a suit carrying a briefcase:

    Barker to Corbett: Can you tell me the next train to Sevenoaks?

    Corbett: Yes, it's the.... Barker slaps him across the face before he can answer.

    Barker to a shocked Corbett: Can you tell me which platform it goes from?

    Corbett (gingerly): Yes, it's from..... Barker slaps him again, harder.

    Barker: What time does it get to Sevenoaks?

    Corbett: Now look here you, you can go stuff yourself! Go and find out for yourself - I'm not helping you! Get lost!"

    Barker: Congratulations, you've now passed your customer service training assessment (and reveals his case has "BR Training Dept" on its side).

    Just brilliant. Wish I could find the vid. :biggrin:
     
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  5. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Sorry mate, I just have to post this. Please don't ban me. :biggrin:

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  6. Solid Air 2

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  7. BobbyD

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    I would say with all of them theres still staff to talk to who will help out or resolve things.

    Stations are already at minimum staff plus theres the thing of safety on tracks etc.
     
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  8. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I advise not going on the tracks mate.
     
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  9. Spurlock

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    Especially where he lives

    them bullet trains don’t mess about
     
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  10. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    <rofl>
     
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  11. Thus Spake Zarathustra

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    <cool>



    Despite the crap Madely, the Mail and half the right-wing Twitter bots are trying to say today.
     
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  13. Thus Spake Zarathustra

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    Jeremy Vine and Andrew Pierce duped by the ****ing wonderful Sir Michael Take parody. <laugh>

     
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  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    ****ing hell <laugh>
     
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  15. Thus Spake Zarathustra

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    As always, on the ****ing money. :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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  17. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Government pushing that they don’t have the money for nurses pay increases. That’s right, you don’t have the money, it’s our money.
    So pay them, and get back the billions given to bankers and private firms/fraudulent supplied PPE, then leave government and never return you Tory crooks.
     
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  18. Sucky

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    <applause>
    Fuking rats
     
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  19. Thus Spake Zarathustra

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  20. Sucky

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    Thieves.
     
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