Straighter Announced!

[Skylarker]

Right so where's the picnic being held then. I can bring elderflower juice and gluten free flapjacks

A car park in Manchester. Really romantic spot tbh

 

[One of the lads]

Yes I did, have poo bags in my back pocket.

Was hoping to ram it down redcowards gob, but he failed to turn up.

You carry poo bags because you know you're going to **** your old arse.

How often do you ask people to fight and then not show?

You ****ing plassy pussy.

 

[One of the lads]

I must dash have much to do today.

You freed up the morning by hiding in your room clutching onto your wrinkly old cock.

 

[Stan]

Kustard finally gets someone to agree to meet up with him and he bottles it. Poor show K-tard.

 

[PINKIE]

Not ****ing telling you because you're bringing that crap.

I was joking, I'm bringing nunchucks and a knuckle duster.

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

I was joking, I'm bringing nunchucks and a knuckle duster.

Wouldn't a Knife & Fork make more sense ?

 

[Archers Road]

Right so where's the picnic being held then. I can bring elderflower juice and gluten free flapjacks

I bought two gluten free vegan flapjacks from a mobile coffee outlet outside Kentish Town Station the other day. Not through choice obviously - they were the only snacks available.

Could have done with some butter frankly, and whatever the **** gluten is, I think they were missing that as well.

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

I bought two gluten free vegan flapjacks from a mobile coffee outlet outside Kentish Town Station the other day. Not through choice obviously - they were the only snacks available.

Could have done with some butter frankly, and whatever the **** gluten is, I think they were missing that as well.

I THINK Gluten is the thing that helps make Chinese food delicious .

 

[Archers Road]

I THINK Gluten is the thing that helps make Chinese food delicious .

I thought that was 8 pints of lager?

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

I thought that was 8 pints of lager?

This thread is the BEST !

 

[PINKIE]

Wouldn't a Knife & Fork make more sense ?

No mate. A spork for picnics

[HASHTAG]#amateur[/HASHTAG]

 

[NSIS]

I thought that was 8 pints of lager?

Nah...you're confusing with curry. Or a doner...

 

[luvgonzo]

So are we all agreed that there was more chance of a picnic than an actual fight and that they are a pair of nonces?

 

[Stan]

So are we all agreed that there was more chance of a picnic than an actual fight and that they are a pair of nonces?

redorder is nuts for travelling down to Kustard's whites only parish. It was a nailed on certainty that Kustard would choke and not show up.

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

http://archer.wikia.com/wiki/Ray_Gillette
?

 

[The Prime Minister]

redorder is nuts for travelling down to Kustard's whites only parish. It was a nailed on certainty that Kustard would choke and not show up.

You failed again Mustafa, your alt account, did not fool anyone.
Again you show yourself as a coward

 

[Stan]

You failed again Mustafa, your alt account, did not fool anyone.
Again you show yourself as a coward

Who's Mustafa?

 

[PINKIE]

Who's Mustafa?

His dog ?

 

[Stan]

His dog ?

His missus?

 

[Stan]

Kustard, do you think it was a good idea to post your work address? Have you learnt nothing from Saxton's **** up?