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Straighter Announced!

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Aug 25, 2017.

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Who wins?

  1. Custard

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    23.1%

  2. Redroar

    1 vote(s)
    7.7%

  3. It wont happen but we'll all have a lovey picninc

    10 vote(s)
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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Never mind The Pikey Vs The Old man for £20

    You can keep tabs on the official straightner betrween...

    @The Prime Minister aka Custard.

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    @redorder

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    9am tomorrow in some place I've never heard of.

    Updates from the pair of them and a photo from the winner.

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    luvgonzo, Aug 25, 2017
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  2. The Prime Minister

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    That skinhead is better looking than me
     
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  3. Tobes

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    Who's Redroar?

    Whoever he is, he'll be like, what the actual ****, when he logs in and sees that you've decided he's having a straightener <laugh>
     
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    Tobes, Aug 25, 2017
  4. The Prime Minister

    The Prime Minister Well-Known Member

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    I dont have a clue who he is or what team he supports.

    I hope he is over 18
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I was a bit lazy and didn't look properly, who is it he's having a meet up with? <laugh>
     
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  6. Tobes

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    I hope he's a 6ft 6" rabid sweatie <laugh>
     
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  7. The Prime Minister

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    Bigger they are the easier to take out.
     
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  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Ok sorted it. <laugh>
     
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  9. Tobes

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    The bigger they are, the harder they hit you.
     
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    Tobes, Aug 25, 2017
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  10. DerekTheMole

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    Can we have an undercard as Custard's kids vs Stan?

    Will this be on pay-per-view?

    This is more exciting than McGregor vs Mayweather
     
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  11. The Prime Minister

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    Thats if they hit you.
     
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    DerekTheMole, Aug 25, 2017
  13. The Prime Minister

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    Stan will cry off
     
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  14. Tobes

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    You're nearly 50 mate.....you'll get hit.
     
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  15. The Prime Minister

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    fight smart
     
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    The best way of fighting smart is avoiding a fight....

    Surely they taught you that as part of your Martial art training?
     
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  17. The Prime Minister

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    sometimes you need to practice full contact and I will not be doing any martial art moves on him
     
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  18. Tobes

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    What if he turns up with a Transit van full of tooled up loons?

    This could end badly for you, you should know better at your age.
     
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    Tobes, Aug 25, 2017
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  19. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I used to get into it back in the day and like Custard I did a lot or martial arts but rearely used it during a street fight, I grew up and decided that this **** hurts a lot and stopped.
     
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  20. The Prime Minister

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    Do you think I am going alone?
     
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