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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Aug 25, 2017.

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Who wins?

  1. Custard

    23.1%
  2. Redroar

    7.7%
  3. It wont happen but we'll all have a lovey picninc

    76.9%
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  1. Deleted #

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    You would have put them up at 9:05am and showed the lad up.

    Just admit it, all this time you've been full of **** when giving it the big 1 about your martial arts.
     
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  2. The Prime Minister

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    I prefer to wind you ******s up for a little longer, pic will be put up when I am ready.

    Also I dont use this website via my phone.
     
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  3. Tobes

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    If you had one you'd have already posted it, taking one on Monday when you go to work won't count for **** all you dipshit
     
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  4. The Prime Minister

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    You aren't winding us up though. We are laughing at you, you never turned up and will always be reminded of the day you never showed up for a straightener.

    **** house <laugh>
     
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  6. The Prime Minister

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    If you say so fat boy, if you say so.
     
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    fd695e1c5516faeb6ff1493227036dc4--be-brave-quotes-being-strong-quotes.jpg

    <laugh>
     
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  8. Tobes

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    He called the venue, it was a home fixture and he still didn't show up.

    Embarrassing for him, he'll never live this down.

    Your avatar btw <laugh>
     
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  9. Archers Road

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    If you're seeing double, then there'll be two boxers in the ring <ok>
     
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  10. Stan

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    Best avatar ever.
     
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    I'll be constantly reminding him of that time he offered somebody out and then didn't show up. What a knob <laugh>
     
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  12. Stan

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    You're going to drive over there and take a pic, aren't you K-trash? :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  13. Archers Road

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    As it happens, I thought I'd go along myself. Didn't see any other **** there...

    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. Archers Road

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    ^^^^^Actually, you can just make out Kusturd walking his dog
     
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  15. PINKIE

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    ****ing hell <laugh> He's worse than HIAG. Making a **** of himself and then trying to claim he's winding us up.
     
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  16. One of the lads

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    ****er never turned up at OT either.

    Have a whip round lads and buy the pussy a train fare to Manchester.
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh>.

    Are there any flapjacks left?
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Just a couple of fairy cakes.
     
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  20. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Can we name them Klustafook and Recorder, and get a cockerpoo to eat them.
     
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