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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Aug 25, 2017.

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Who wins?

  1. Custard

    3 vote(s)
    23.1%

  2. Redroar

    1 vote(s)
    7.7%

  3. It wont happen but we'll all have a lovey picninc

    10 vote(s)
    76.9%
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  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    A car park in Manchester. Really romantic spot tbh
     
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  2. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    You carry poo bags because you know you're going to **** your old arse.

    How often do you ask people to fight and then not show?

    You ****ing plassy pussy.
     
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    One of the lads, Aug 26, 2017
  3. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    You freed up the morning by hiding in your room clutching onto your wrinkly old cock.
     
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    One of the lads, Aug 26, 2017
  4. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Kustard finally gets someone to agree to meet up with him and he bottles it. Poor show K-tard.
     
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    Stan, Aug 26, 2017
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I was joking, I'm bringing nunchucks and a knuckle duster.
     
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  6. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Wouldn't a Knife & Fork make more sense ?
     
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  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I bought two gluten free vegan flapjacks from a mobile coffee outlet outside Kentish Town Station the other day. Not through choice obviously - they were the only snacks available.

    Could have done with some butter frankly, and whatever the **** gluten is, I think they were missing that as well.
     
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  8. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    I THINK Gluten is the thing that helps make Chinese food delicious .
     
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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I thought that was 8 pints of lager?
     
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  10. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>


    This thread is the BEST !
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    No mate. A spork for picnics

    #amateur
     
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  12. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Nah...you're confusing with curry. Or a doner...
     
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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    So are we all agreed that there was more chance of a picnic than an actual fight and that they are a pair of nonces?
     
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  14. Stan

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    redorder is nuts for travelling down to Kustard's whites only parish. It was a nailed on certainty that Kustard would choke and not show up.
     
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  15. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    #175
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  16. The Prime Minister

    The Prime Minister Well-Known Member

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    You failed again Mustafa, your alt account, did not fool anyone.
    Again you show yourself as a coward
     
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  17. Stan

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    Who's Mustafa?
     
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  18. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    His dog ?
     
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  19. Stan

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    His missus?
     
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  20. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Kustard, do you think it was a good idea to post your work address? Have you learnt nothing from Saxton's **** up?
     
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