Straighter Announced!

He said he had downloaded a compass app.

 

You can't access my IP address you ****.

Even if you could you'd be talking out of your soiled hole as I'm on 4G you stupid ****.

Why didn't you show up?

 

Never been to Las Vegas.

 

Like that matters

 

How can I, I was waiting, even the dog got board ****ting in the trees.

 

I know someone with a helicopter who can take you there.

 

Redshit you got back how quick, how busy was the road works?

 

I do hope you picked that up?

 

What the **** are you crapping on about now you pussy?

Did you soil it when you realised a 50 year old would get his skiddies rammed down his throat by someone half his age?

Bet you have to pay the missus to toss your wrinkled old dick off.

 

Get your old, cowardly arse up to OT for the game this evening. I'll pimp you out to the local desperates who'll pay you a tenner to suck them off.

Do you know where Manchester is you pussy?

 

She's pretty good actually and cheap. I'd recommend it.

 

Bit busy today mate, just got back to Weymouth!

 

Yes I did, have poo bags in my back pocket.

Was hoping to ram it down redcowards gob, but he failed to turn up.

 

Ask Mustafa he knows

 

I must dash have much to do today.

 

So , what a surprise , the Picnic won

 

Right so where's the picnic being held then. I can bring elderflower juice and gluten free flapjacks

 

^^^^^^^^

****ing hippy!...

 

I'm hungry and could with a picnic tbh lads.

 

Not ****ing telling you because you're bringing that crap.