Straighter Announced!

[Skylarker]

He won't know where that is.

He said he had downloaded a compass app.

 

[One of the lads]

Which way did you come M6 -M5 to J2? how long did it take you to get here?

Also why is your IP address the same as yesterday, as you would now be on the road and it would be different?

You can't access my IP address you ****.

Even if you could you'd be talking out of your soiled hole as I'm on 4G you stupid ****.

Why didn't you show up?

 

[One of the lads]

Las Vegas all over again, I can see the Irish Daily Mirror getting involved here.

Never been to Las Vegas.

 

[Skylarker]

Never been to Las Vegas.

Like that matters

 

[The Prime Minister]

You choked?

How can I, I was waiting, even the dog got board ****ting in the trees.

 

[luvgonzo]

Never been to Las Vegas.

I know someone with a helicopter who can take you there.

 

[The Prime Minister]

Redshit you got back how quick, how busy was the road works?

 

[luvgonzo]

How can I, I was waiting, even the dog got board ****ting in the trees.

I do hope you picked that up?

 

[One of the lads]

Redshit you got back how quick, how busy was the road works?

What the **** are you crapping on about now you pussy?

Did you soil it when you realised a 50 year old would get his skiddies rammed down his throat by someone half his age?

Bet you have to pay the missus to toss your wrinkled old dick off.

 

[One of the lads]

Get your old, cowardly arse up to OT for the game this evening. I'll pimp you out to the local desperates who'll pay you a tenner to suck them off.

Do you know where Manchester is you pussy?

 

[luvgonzo]

What the **** are you crapping on about now you pussy?

Did you soil it when you realised a 50 year old would get his skiddies rammed down his throat by someone half his age?

Bet you have to pay the missus to toss your wrinkled old dick off.

She's pretty good actually and cheap. I'd recommend it.

 

[Skylarker]

I know someone with a helicopter who can take you there.

Bit busy today mate, just got back to Weymouth!

 

[The Prime Minister]

I do hope you picked that up?

Yes I did, have poo bags in my back pocket.

Was hoping to ram it down redcowards gob, but he failed to turn up.

 

[The Prime Minister]

Get your old, cowardly arse up to OT for the game this evening. I'll pimp you out to the local desperates who'll pay you a tenner to suck them off.

Do you know where Manchester is you pussy?

Ask Mustafa he knows

 

[The Prime Minister]

I must dash have much to do today.

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

So , what a surprise , the Picnic won

 

[PINKIE]

Right so where's the picnic being held then. I can bring elderflower juice and gluten free flapjacks

 

[NSIS]

Right so where's the picnic being held then. I can bring elderflower juice and gluten free flapjacks

^^^^^^^^

****ing hippy!...

 

[Libby]

I'm hungry and could with a picnic tbh lads.

 

[luvgonzo]

Right so where's the picnic being held then. I can bring elderflower juice and gluten free flapjacks

Not ****ing telling you because you're bringing that crap.