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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Aug 25, 2017.

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Who wins?

  1. Custard

    23.1%
  2. Redroar

    7.7%
  3. It wont happen but we'll all have a lovey picninc

    76.9%
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  1. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Possibly , but I bet he wouldn't dare go near a cheese & Pinapple stick .
     
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  2. Why drag me into this?

    I was in Italy.
     
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  3. The Ginger Marks

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    One day you'll get a win then you won't have to pretend you were away crying at mummy's.
     
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  4. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    I am in Pefkos in Rhodes, and Hiag is in Italy.

    Well one of us is telling the truth!

    Ginge you should ask Hiag for proof of his absence - like a copy of the Irish Mirror or a medal from eBay :)
     
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  5. The Ginger Marks

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    I was thinking of asking for a signed copy of Corriere della Sera.
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Italian straightner, someone go clump HAIG.
     
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  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Wouldn't ****ing know, didn't get to see either of them.

    Heard that in both cases, the pikey failed to show up.
     
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  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Mate, eating spaghetti hoops at your mums house doesn't count as 'being in Italy'
     
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  10. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Lol
     
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  11. Shame, mate. I never had you down as a liar.


    If this is aimed at Skiddy, you are wasting your breath, as I have the twat on IGNORE, and have done for a good couple of months, now.

    I bet he's still livid!
    <laugh>
     
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  12. Duh!

    You're not very bright, are you, Pix?
     
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  13. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Photo proof or GTFO !

    Italian Daily Mirror with "Wenger Out" written across today's date





    Seriously whereabouts in Italy are you, and are you away on holiday or work.
     
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  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I take it you're back from Mummy's now then ? <laugh>
     
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  15. It was a flying visit, G4E.

    I came back the same day.

    Business, of course.
     
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  16. Just because one of your own made that now-classic jibe about you ****ing, naked, in the cupboard under your mother's stairs, don't take it out on me, Pix!
    <laugh>

    What happened to that poster, by the way?
     
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  17. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I'm calling bullshit.

    You were at your Mum's watching the Italian Job and eating Spaghetti hoops.
     
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  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Knowing Hiag he will have his wanger out. Chasing Pierlugi down an alley.
     
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  19. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    The remake at that..tacky
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Private flights as well, of course.
     
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