Steak

[Easter Road 1980]

Especially for our resident food guru, Gambol. How do you like your's done? Raw (like Maggie and her Vegetables), rare, medium rare, medium, well done or cremated to ****. Must say I always plump for medium rare.

What kind of sauce? Red or broon or perhaps Japanese mayonnaise? Personally I like mine with cracked peppercorn sauce.

Obviously this thread does not apply to the ****terites on here who can't see past pretendy quorn sausages and mince. Sad ****s.

I like steak, me!! But not very often to be honest. I more a fish type person. I know my plaice.

 

[GroveRanger]

While you were incarcerated in the Twilight Home for the Chronically Unstable we did a Steak thread.

Turns out me liking it on the well-done side makes me an absolute poove and *****. Others will, I am sure, confirm.

 

[Easter Road 1980]

While you were incarcerated in the Twilight Home for the Chronically Unstable we did a Steak thread.

Turns out me liking it on the well-done side makes me an absolute poove and *****. Others will, I am sure, confirm.

I beg your pudding. How frightfully remiss of me.

Oh well, I can always start doing favourite food threads for a change.

 

[Strange Nipples ST]

Before I became a vegetarian I always had my steak rare, whether it be beef or my favourite, venison.

Venison steak cooked rare on a bed of creamy potato mash, panfried kale with a whisky sauce

And, yeah, anyone who eats their steak well done has even less right to call themselves a meat lover than Toby.

 

[pineappleupsidedown]

Phil it kneeds two bee rare

Ribbit aye is me Dee yum rare

Say em four sirlion hand tea bone

Rump khan **** off

 

[Easter Road 1980]

Never actually tried rump steak to be honest. A rump virgin if you will.

 

[B-C]

Well done all day long. Get that ****er cooked ffs.

 

[gas]

Medium rare for this mentally ******ed utter SCUM BASTARD

ftp

 

[bayernkenny]

Well done with either cracked peppercorn sauce or teriyaki sauce; just like ma' hookers!

 

[Gambol]

Medium rare. No sauce of any kind.

I'll order rare if I've been to a restaurant before and thought they overdone my medium rare.

 

[Gambol]

Before I became a vegetarian I always had my steak rare, whether it be beef or my favourite, venison.

Venison steak cooked rare on a bed of creamy potato mash, panfried kale with a whisky sauce

And, yeah, anyone who eats their steak well done has even less right to call themselves a meat lover than Toby.

People who order medium or well done are ****s. That animal died for your eating pleasure and you ****in destroy it

 

[EDGE.]

I like my steak like I like my anal sex.

RIGHT UP THE FARTBOX

 

[Patience]

ME LIK MI BOSH MEET RAW @monacoger

 

[Toley Fart]

I like my steak like I like my anal sex.

RIGHT UP THE FARTBOX

This ^^

 

[Tina.]

Fillet, coated in oil, salt and pepper, flash fried on each side for 2 mins then left to rest.

Sauce is for ****s and *****s.

 

[Gambol]

Fillet, coated in oil, salt and pepper, flash fried on each side for 2 mins then left to rest.

Sauce is for ****s and *****s.

Also, if ye had the steak in the fridge take it out and let it get to room temp before cooking.

I think that's true of any food out the fridge.

 

[Ciaran]

2 minutes on each side. Blood dripping out the ****er.

 

[Tina.]

Also, if ye had the steak in the fridge take it out and let it get to room temp before cooking.

I think that's true of any food out the fridge.

Correct. Fancy a fk?

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Cooked i.e. well done with a dollop of man-mustard.

 

[bayernkenny]

Fillet, coated in oil, salt and pepper, flash fried on each side for 2 mins then left to rest.

Sauce is for ****s and *****s.

Woof, woof I'm a p..........