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Steak

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Easter Road 1980, Jul 18, 2018.

  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Especially for our resident food guru, Gambol. How do you like your's done? Raw (like Maggie and her Vegetables), rare, medium rare, medium, well done or cremated to ****. Must say I always plump for medium rare.

    What kind of sauce? Red or broon or perhaps Japanese mayonnaise? Personally I like mine with cracked peppercorn sauce.

    Obviously this thread does not apply to the ****terites on here who can't see past pretendy quorn sausages and mince. Sad ****s.

    I like steak, me!! But not very often to be honest. I more a fish type person. I know my plaice.
     
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    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    While you were incarcerated in the Twilight Home for the Chronically Unstable we did a Steak thread.

    Turns out me liking it on the well-done side makes me an absolute poove and *****. Others will, I am sure, confirm.
     
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  3. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    I beg your pudding. How frightfully remiss of me.

    Oh well, I can always start doing favourite food threads for a change.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Before I became a vegetarian I always had my steak rare, whether it be beef or my favourite, venison.

    Venison steak cooked rare on a bed of creamy potato mash, panfried kale with a whisky sauce :emoticon-0148-yes:

    And, yeah, anyone who eats their steak well done has even less right to call themselves a meat lover than Toby.
     
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    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Phil it kneeds two bee rare

    Ribbit aye is me Dee yum rare

    Say em four sirlion hand tea bone

    Rump khan **** off
     
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  6. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Never actually tried rump steak to be honest. A rump virgin if you will.
     
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    Well done all day long. Get that ****er cooked ffs.
     
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    Medium rare for this mentally ******ed utter SCUM BASTARD

    ftp
     
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    Well done with either cracked peppercorn sauce or teriyaki sauce; just like ma' hookers!
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Medium rare. No sauce of any kind.

    I'll order rare if I've been to a restaurant before and thought they overdone my medium rare.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    People who order medium or well done are ****s. That animal died for your eating pleasure and you ****in destroy it <grr>
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I like my steak like I like my anal sex.

    RIGHT UP THE FARTBOX
     
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  14. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    This ^^
     
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  15. Tina.

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    Fillet, coated in oil, salt and pepper, flash fried on each side for 2 mins then left to rest.

    Sauce is for ****s and *****s.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <ok>

    Also, if ye had the steak in the fridge take it out and let it get to room temp before cooking.

    I think that's true of any food out the fridge.
     
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  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    2 minutes on each side. Blood dripping out the ****er.
     
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  18. Tina.

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    Correct. Fancy a fk?
     
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  19. stopmeandslapme

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    Cooked i.e. well done with a dollop of man-mustard.
     
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  20. bayernkenny

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    Woof, woof I'm a p..........
     
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