Steak

[gas]

Nah, I prefer yogurt but thanks for the offer.

It's Halal jizz.

 

[Strange Nipples ST]

It's Halal jizz.

I can call you Betty and, Betty, when you call me, you can call me Halal

 

[DevAdvocate]

Just show the steak the griddle for a few seconds on either side. That'll do me.

 

[DevAdvocate]

Steak n' eggs is what I had every breakfast when I was on holiday in Florida. It was the only thing on the breakfast menu that wasn't covered in sugar or coated in syrup. The natives eat ****in cakes at breakfast. Fat ****s.

How?

 

[stopmeandslapme]

I can call you Betty and, Betty, when you call me, you can call me Halal

Halal
Is it meat you're looking for?

 

[Mick O'Toon]

A man walks into a butchers shop and inquires of the butcher:

Are you a gambling man?

The butcher says "Yes", so the man said: "I bet you £50 that you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging on the hooks up there"

The butcher says "Im not betting on that","but I thought you were a gambling man" the man retorts.

"Yes I am" says the butcher "but the steaks are too high".

 

[pineappleupsidedown]

Halal
Is it meat you're looking for?

Jihad me at halal

 

[Archers Road]

Just show the steak the griddle for a few seconds on either side. That'll do me.

Cut it's horns off, wipe it's arse, stick it on the plate. Job done.

 

[GroveRanger]

Cut it's horns off, wipe it's arse, stick it on the plate. Job done.

Is that steak or Tina you are talking about?

 

[pineappleupsidedown]

It's Halal jizz.

All jizz ISS halal