Shearer's ebar

[Minxy]

Time all good boys were in bed Obi

 

[Obi Wan]

Time all good boys were in bed Obi

What about naughty ones?

 

[Minxy]

they already are

 

[Agent Bruce]

they already are

Good reply Minxy, and the lucky ones.

 

[jimileysbaldhead]

My mantra's always been..." if I'm not in bed by 10 o'clock then I might as well go home "

 

[Obi Wan]

My mantra's always been..." if I'm not in bed by 10 o'clock then I might as well go home "

Looks like AB was out late last night. He must have gone to bed first before going home.

 

[jimileysbaldhead]

Looks like AB was out late last night. He must have gone to bed first before going home.

Must have found himself an old slapper that takes ' soft uns '.

 

[Obi Wan]

Must have found himself an old slapper that takes ' soft uns '.

<spits tea all over iPad emoticon>.

 

[Minxy]

.... is that soft in the head Jimbo ?

 

[Agent Bruce]

.... is that soft in the head Jimbo ?

Baldy's soft everywhere, not with his cash though.

 

[jimileysbaldhead]

Baldy's soft everywhere, not with his cash though.

I refute that slanderous affront.......I'll have you know I can still stand 14 budgies on it when aroused, admittedly the last one's standing on one leg.

 

[Obi Wan]

I refute that slanderous affront.......I'll have you know I can still stand 14 budgies on it when aroused, admittedly the last one's standing on one leg.

How (or rather, why) do you arouse 14 budgies Jimmy?

 

[Agent Bruce]

Deleting your own posts Obi? It must have been really bad.

 

[Agent Bruce]

How (or rather, why) do you arouse 14 budgies Jimmy?

It's just his way of saying that he's pulled 14 birds.

 

[Obi Wan]

It's just his way of saying that he's pulled 14 birds.

Whereas Tash likes to pull one who is the size of 14 birds.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Whereas Tash likes to pull one who is the size of 14 birds.

I think Tash pulls something else.

 

[Obi Wan]

I think Tash pulls something else.

He'd make a good barman.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Tash to the manager of the pub, " Jizz a job guv".

 

[Agent Bruce]

Oops, "Gizz a job guv".

 

[Obi Wan]

Oops, "Gizz a job guv".

He usually gives himself a job.