Shearer's ebar

[Darth Plagueis]

I'd do a 'Dexter' on anyone who messed with my kids.

Does that include Females?

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Does that include Females?

it includes females, blokes, mackems and aliens

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

Bill Roach, Jim Davidson, Rolf Harris, Stuart Hall and Freddie Starr.

You’ve got to admit, the prison panto is looking good this year.

If all found guilty.

 

[Obi Wan]

Looks like I've missed some interesting conversations!

 

[Minxy]

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Where have you been Obi?

 

[Obi Wan]

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Where have you been Obi?

Secret mission in a far away galaxy. Back again now to appreciate your jugs!

 

[Minxy]

Secret mission in a far away galaxy. Back again now to appreciate your jugs!

Can I come next time?

.... I've never been on a secret mission before

 

[Obi Wan]

Can I come next time?

.... I've never been on a secret mission before

Ok but don't tell anyone.

 

[Minxy]

Ok but don't tell anyone.

I'm good a secrets

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Tony Fernandes is a legend

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[Rafa's Championship Party]

Tony Fernandes is a legend

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My word

 

[Obi Wan]

Can you imagine Ashley doing that?

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

Can you imagine Ashley doing that?

No chance.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

No chance.

This

 

[Minxy]

Do you think Tony would buy me a Posh season ticket ?

 

[Obi Wan]

Do you think Tony would buy me a Posh season ticket ?

Can't you just settle for a normal one like everybody else?

 

[Minxy]

There is only 1 sort I would want

 

[Obi Wan]

A freebie from Tony?

 

[Minxy]

a Posh one

 

[Obi Wan]

There is a god!


"Wigan chairman Dave Whelan agreed to buy Manchester United for £11.5m in the 1980s - until his wife persuaded him it would be bad business."