Shearer's ebar

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Hey guys. I've really tried to enjoy beer recently. Some are ok, but most taste like ****.

My Dad says you need to work to be able to enjoy the taste of Beer.

How long does it take for you to be able to appreciate the taste of beer? I've mainly been drinking vodka.

It takes a few months to get into the flow.
Beer is more social.
Seek out Becks Vier for a nice light drink.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Stick to the milk Tash, help to keep those muscles toned up.

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

Reading defended very poorly tonight, they have to be certs to go down surely?

If we beat QPR, that would be 2 teams pretty much down, barring a miracle... Such a vital game, I'm already nervous!

 

[Agent Bruce]

We've got games against both of them to play, we could well help to send both of them down.

Sat 22-Dec QPR Home

Sat 19-Jan Reading Home

Sun 12-May QPR away

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

We've got games against both of them to play, we could well help to send both of them down.

Sat 22-Dec QPR Home

Sat 19-Jan Reading Home

Sun 12-May QPR away

We definitely can't afford to be giving them anything in any of these fixtures. We win these 3 fixtures, we'll be ok and have a perfectly normal, perfectly boring mid-table-ish season. I'd take that!

 

[Agent Bruce]

We definitely can't afford to be giving them anything in any of these fixtures. We win these 3 fixtures, we'll be ok and have a perfectly normal, perfectly boring mid-table-ish season. I'd take that!

Wouldn't we all!

 

[Darth Plagueis]

It takes a few months to get into the flow.
Beer is more social.
Seek out Becks Vier for a nice light drink.

Can't be arsed to try and enjoy beer. I am becoming disillusioned with Alcohol in general to be honest. It no longer brings me the same satisfaction it once did.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Can't be arsed to try and enjoy beer. I am becoming disillusioned with Alcohol in general to be honest. It no longer brings me the same satisfaction it once did.

Just stay clear of drugs though Tash.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Love is the drug, steer clear of Girlzilla.

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

Turns out I had 1 name change left!


I deeply regret my choice... It was funnier in my head!

 

[Agent Bruce]

Turns out I had 1 name change left!


I deeply regret my choice... It was funnier in my head!

What name were you in another life?

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

What name were you in another life?

Gandalf the grey... Gandalf the white now I live here in Russia... It's just safer

 

[Agent Bruce]

Gandalf the grey... Gandalf the white now I live here in Russia... It's just safer

Wow, it must be even colder over there than it is here.

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

Wow, it must be even colder over there than it is here.

Only hobbit colder...

 

[Agent Bruce]

Only hobbit colder...

Your whatsit's haven't dropped off yet then?

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

Your whatsit's haven't dropped off yet then?

Let's just say the old ring is destroyed

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

Turns out I had 1 name change left!


I deeply regret my choice... It was funnier in my head!

Did I inspire this when I said he was disappointed with you?

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

Did I inspire this when I said he was disappointed with you?

Yes. Yes this is all your fault!

Thankfully I'm erudite enough to pull off this username

 

[jimileysbaldhead]

There's something distinctly satisfying when the obnoxious, unhelpful scroat in Tesco trips and stumbles face first into the display of cheeses he's just stacked. I just hope that the great Lord doth take pity on me cometh judgement day for nearly soiling myself at this joyous spectacle.

 

[Agent Bruce]

There's something distinctly satisfying when the obnoxious, unhelpful scroat in Tesco trips and stumbles face first into the display of cheeses he's just stacked. I just hope that the great Lord doth take pity on me cometh judgement day for nearly soiling myself at this joyous spectacle.

I was standing behind you in Tesco's, I thought you had soiled yourself.

Phew!