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Shearer's ebar

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ToonSi, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Depends what standards and expectations you set with your 'poem'.

    If the first line was something like: "There was an old man named Billy.."

    Then you might be OK.
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Get on her wavelength and go in, whip you knob out and put it in a hotdog bun...then ask her for some mustard.
     
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  3. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Right I'll let you read the poem, but for fear the un-named hot girl googles it and finds me on here, talking about her, and the various other things I talk about....................

    I'll send it you via PM.

    It's not a good poem. At all.
     
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  4. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Where were you when I was thinking giving her a poem was a good idea? Why do the classy b******s only show themselves after you make a tit of yourself?
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I always aim to please.
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Can I see it too. Could suggest some tweaks.
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    ACS uses extra small bread rolls and a false miniature hand so it all looks more impressive.
     
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  8. Obi Wan

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    The only tweaks you'll suggest will be her nipples.
     
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  9. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    I think you forgot the mini planes flying round as his penis swats at them in self-defence!
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Jeremy Beadle stylee
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    My amends are in you pm box fella

    Just call me Casanova :)
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    And you know this for a fact Obi? Hhhhmmmmmmm.
     
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  13. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    You're really wasted on this forum ACS... Imagine the boost in couplings if you teamed up with ChristianMingle... There'd be some hefty praying for the forgiveness of sins committed within seconds.
     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    It's how he first impressed me. Must have been the red wig I was wearing.
     
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  15. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    <laugh><laugh>

    The truth comes out
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    Not a red & white one?
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I could do those ditties in valentines cards.

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    TheJPF has started
    stalking you.

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Will you hold my pint
    While I pop to the loo
     
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  18. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    If all goes well, I'm definitely going to be requiring your assistance next Valentines day!
     
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  19. Agent Bruce

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    Just your pint?
     
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  20. Minxy

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    JPF ... don't be put off, honey .... the poem was a lovely idea

    .... she probably can't wait to see you Monday :)
     
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