Depends what standards and expectations you set with your 'poem'. If the first line was something like: "There was an old man named Billy.." Then you might be OK.
Get on her wavelength and go in, whip you knob out and put it in a hotdog bun...then ask her for some mustard.
Right I'll let you read the poem, but for fear the un-named hot girl googles it and finds me on here, talking about her, and the various other things I talk about.................... I'll send it you via PM. It's not a good poem. At all.
Where were you when I was thinking giving her a poem was a good idea? Why do the classy b******s only show themselves after you make a tit of yourself?
You're really wasted on this forum ACS... Imagine the boost in couplings if you teamed up with ChristianMingle... There'd be some hefty praying for the forgiveness of sins committed within seconds.
I could do those ditties in valentines cards. Roses are red Violets are blue TheJPF has started stalking you. Roses are red Violets are blue Will you hold my pint While I pop to the loo
JPF ... don't be put off, honey .... the poem was a lovely idea .... she probably can't wait to see you Monday
