Shearer's ebar

Don't ****, buy a Fleshlight.

They're worth every ****ing penny.

 

That sounds very Tash

 

What is one of them like?

 

Think Tash would look pretty in pink.

 

Not even sure I wish to know what one of those is.

Have you considered getting one of those living doll type things tash?? The ones that look really life like..

 

Don't he'll have a photo of himself up in pink next.

 

On that note I'm going to bed. Night all.

 

Before my nightmares get any worse. Damn you Tash, shameful behavior

 

Sweet dreams cbrad

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm-KhsaiUkM

 

Tash you really are quite a bizarre chap. .


Have you ever killed a weasel while thinking about Noel Edmunds?

 

Had just googled them Tash

... not sure your link is appropriate for here .... maybe better on the sexy poll

 

Agreed, sorry about that.

 

I know brah. I know I'm a weird bastard, but I really don't mind. I don't appeal to the majority of the populous, but I know there are others out there that are as weird as I am that are willing to share my ****ed up ****, if you catch my drift.

Do you gets what I am saying? lol

 

Tash. You need a good woman. Too much choking the cheetah will make you go blind

 

Do you wear glasses ACS ?

 

I am blind Minxy

 

Dear Deidre,

I wear spectacles, eye patches(on both eyes), monacles, own 6 pairs of military binoculars and have 3 blind dogs.

Do you think I could be masturbating too much?

PS...Apologies for the shaky hand writing.

 

Dear Jim

Irreversible damage already done .... suggest you just enjoy

Deirdre

 

Thankyou,

Someone suggested it's more pleasurable if you've got a dead arm so I tried it, ruined the funeral apparently.